I got tagged by relativelyentertaining. That's a thing that happened.

URL: cheesyswirls

Name: Tiffany

Nickname:  Tiffy, Limes

Birthday: 6/17/97

Gender: F

Sexuality: Bisexual-ish maybe?

Height: 5'2 3/8 (Every eighth counts when you're short.)

Time Zone: Eastern Standard Time

Current Time and Date: 5:34 PM 9/17/14

Average Hours of sleep: Averaging two extremes doesn't give an accurate representation, but I guess 4-5 hours?

Last Thing I Googled:  Persia, however its predecessor was "Where the actual fuck is Persia?"

My Most Used Phrases: 

 ”What?”

 ”Sorry.”

 ”YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM MEEEE."

 ”I cannot even begin to...”

 "Hhhhh."

First Word That Comes to Mind: Persia. God damn Persia.

Last Thing I Said to a Family Member: ”Okay.”

One Place that Makes me Happy and Why: Sitting at my computer. Why? Well, uh, sitting is nice, y'know? Also vidya. I can have fun by just PUSHING BUTTONS? Revolutionary. Oh and friends I can only talk to here. They're pretty cool too, I GUESS. But SITTING. Hhhh. Sitting. So nice.

How Many Blankets I Sleep Under: One. Ideally, I'd be under forty. Living in Florida will not stop me from attaining this one day.

Favorite Beverage: Sweet tea of any kind.

Anyone that ever brings me a sweet tea would be quite a sweetie. (HAHA GET IT? ...I'm funny, I swear.)

Last Movie I watched in the Cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Things I can’t live without: Literally? Oxygen's probably important or something. But uh, my friends, computer, books, and dog, I suppose.

Something I Plan on Learning: How to be socially adequate, I guess. Or learning how to play the piano. That would be pretty cool too.

One Piece of Advice for All My Followers: 

Can we pretend that I typed up a beautiful and heartwrenchingly moving five paragraph essay-like advice column that changed your life?

No?

Well uh, don't do drugs, yo.

You Have to Listen to this Song: Ode to the Bouncer - Studio Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg

Because... reasons.

My blogs: Just this.

I'd like to tag President Barack Hussein Obama II, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, and Madonna for the ALS Ice Chal- Oh wait wrong thing.