#kb loki

Gawdawful weather outside means it’s time for spring fashions! Here, Loki is wearing a near-teal sleeveless top with a spring green sash and designer jeans. Smashing!

Unfortunately, none of television networks were interested in the pilot episode of Siffy Skywalker: Pedophile Vigilante.

On his next modelling gig, Loki has an inspiration.

The infamous cantina scene (again, breasts to be added in post-production). This was the one that convinced the D****y lawyers that there was no way for this turkey to get a PG rating. Production of Star Wars: Episode 25 (or so): The Siffy Skywalker Saga was immediately shut down.  Since then, only bootlegged snippets have been available online to see what might have been.

KB Loki as (Star Wars Episode 25 or so) farm-girl Siffy Skywalker: Siffy has been taken aboard an alien craft full of pirates, to learn how to use the Force. Unfamiliar with human or Tatooine genders, the pirates insist Siffy be dressed like the rest of the crew. (Breasts will be added in post-production.)

KB Loki as Star Wars farmgirl Siffy Skywalker: checking the script.

Funko Loki: “I still have a knife.”

(Despite the phallic rhubarb.)