#katathianhonor

MESSAGE RECEIVED From: @katathianhonor​ [ Drax the Difficult to Drawstroyer ] 

Send “✏️” for my muse to try drawing yours | Accepting!

“Alright, here! Just take it ya flarkin’ critic, you.”

“You’re so much easier to draw when you don’t know about it; I ain’t never seen anybody get more into cleaning a knife than you do.”

MESSAGE RECEIVED From:  @katathianhonor​ [ Drax the Destroyer ] ( oh boy, here it comes )

❝ cease this blasphemy immediately, rodent ! i will not refrain from removing your hair follicles one by one if you continue. ❞

“Oh no! Don’t give me a makeover, Drax!”

“Please. Like you’d even know what a flarkin’ hair follicle looks like! Just look atcha! Ya big pasty smoothskin wad of ripped jigglin’ muscle, all shirtless and disgusting all of the time!”

“Not gonna lie, buddy, while it’s good to see you-”  And it is!  It is.  But the Guardians and the Avengers only ever seem to actually cross paths on a normal basis when there’s a big intergalactic cage match brewing.  And that makes sense, it’s not like Quill and Co are gonna hang around on a little backwater like Earth (pardon - Terra - and as much as it pains Tony to admit it, he’s not wrong) waiting for something to happen.  Humans, as a species, have only just reached that point where in a generation or two they’ll be ready to join the rest of the galaxy, but dangerous enough to make other civilizations leery of them, for good reason.

Drax, in particular, has always been a harbinger of doom with Tony, it’s how they even met in the first place.

He braces his hands on his hips and looks around, like if he peers hard enough into the middle distance he’ll see the trouble before it sees him.  “-But you being here is not looking great for naptime.  What, did Thanos slip his house arrest anklet again?  Another rip on Battle Royale courtesy of the Collector?  Little green men from Mars stole your sweetroll?  You got caught lollygagging.  I’m warm, right.”