#karmasutra

You’re probably wondering why this weird slimy Getter piece is tagged with #topsurgery and #transman.

Well I’ll tell ya pals, my insurance does not help cover top surgery at all, and I need ways of raising the money for said surgery because I can no longer stand these annoying meatballs attached to my chest (not that I ever really could).

So here’s where you come in, see, I don’t really dig asking for free money, more power to you if you do, but that’s not me. So I’m here to offer the cool awesome (SAUCE) service of editing your selfies or pictures of your pets or your food or fav sex position (Literally whatever as long as it’s not tooo raunchy or questionable) just as the picture you see above. 

So lets get to pricing. The price of your piece will depend on the amount of editing you want. Want just a splash of splooge? You’re looking at about $5-15. Full body slime? About $15-25. Anything with full color coverage with any wording, symbols, or scenery can be anywhere from $30-60. It all really depends on the picture given to me.

To my pre-T  trans brothers that don’t dig the style as much or don’t like the prices, I do offer a $5 rough sketch that masculinizes your facial features slightly to help you get through those rough dysphoria days.

SISTERS! MISTERS! NON-BINARY PALS! GETTER FANS! Please help mE GET THIS SHIT OF MY CHEST! Transblogs and other lgbt allies please reblog this post, tell your friends about it, do me this major huge solid!