#karmasona

They showed up from a lake in the middle of a forest a long stretch away from Karmaland. They never tell anyone who they were or what they used to do there. That’s between them and the Gods.

Opened a quaint little bakery in Karmaland! They sell all types of pastries and baked goods for the citizens and heroes, and they’re happy to show everyone their cooking.

Luzu became one of their best clients, only outdone by Mister Quacks himself to some degree. It was Love At First Sight.

An absolute BUMBLING MESS around LuzuVlogs. Look at them. Do they look like they have any semblance of thoughts going behind those eyes. When Luzu is around the average amount of thinking goes from 50 to -100 really fast.

Even then, hypercompetent and VERY good at planning and managing business, during the elections they were going to vote on Quackity 100%. And then Luzu announced his campaign. Voted on him instantly, and some time later, he asked them to be his secretary.

Unable to fight to save their lives. They can’t even hold a sword. Please give this fella some pepper spray and much needed protection, they maxed their skills in baking and nothing went to fighting.

They still run their bakery!

Sometimes the revolutionaries show up to get free samples or buy from them. The first time Beni and Cochi showed up they didn’t even know they were Quackity’s cousins. It was hilarious.

When the church got closed off by Luzu and the cousin duo had nowhere to go, Maren silently gave them both their spare capes so they could wear it and not get cold outside. They were sleeping and only realized later (ended up becoming good friends because of this incident.)

When Luzu saw his secretary all cold and without the red cape they wear to work, and then Beni and Cochi wearing identical capes… immediately understood what was up. Very worried for his secretary. Doesn’t want them to get dragged into That Side™.

The cousins also asked for them to sew them an extra cape. For Quackity <3

CAPITALISM BABY! You guys have seen nothing. This guy was dropped off on his own by his parents in Karmaland and since then he's taught himself everything about [joker voice] SOCIETY and how people act, but his big fave of all topics he learnt in society? Capitalism

If money = power, then he has all the power in the world. No one can hurt him <3 everyone has to bow down and deal with him, forever and ever and ever. He's the CEO of the biggest megacorp in all of Karmaland, they dabble in all areas of businesses for maximum profit. Entertainment? Food? Clothing? Daily necessities? Real estate? Transportation? You name it, they have it, and he'll sell it and accumulate all the money AND run all other business out of town

He has such a squeaky clean reputation, no one can dig up dirt on him. No, really. He's Karmaland's little darling bachelor, everyone wants a piece of North and he's all too happy to flirt his way in and out of every situation, helps people with being mesmerized with him

Didn't really get the mechanics of flirting or using his looks to get ahead, but hey, when he got the hang of it and kinda understood how it worked? He started flirting for sport, it's just FUN to make people flustered or seeing them show interest in him, it makes him so smug :] since he wasn't the strongest before, he had to rely solely on being a charming, smart guy

He's incredibly strong now. Muscle man. Very tall, big muscle man with the biggest smug smirk. Vegetits be careful you have competition

It was pretty much a given that he'd join up in the mayoral election. It was pretty much a given he'd be competing with Quackity and Cerdus while actively flirting with both of them for everyone to see (some people were VERY jealous of that cough cough luzu cough cough but ask him if he cares), and it was a given that he was gonna have a friendly relationship with both of the candidates. Even when competing, he enjoyed the company he had when chatting with both, and hey, if he gets a position of power under either one of them, he's fine :]

And then Luzu fucks everything up. Of course he joins the revolution, what else was he gonna do, sit back and let the guy take HIS elections away from him? (He wasn't going to win, but still)

Hands the revolutionaries food. And guns. And clothes, and armor and hideouts and materials and vehicles and it just keeps on going, if they needed something? It was very likely that North would have it

I'm sending him with them to the new map after the finale- what, no one can stop me lmao <3 he's just like that

BONUS ROUND: more north. call it norther north

He lives in a fucking big mcmansion. Gigantic. Enormous. It's really big and fancy and he has more employees there than any small business could imagine of having in a decade.

Actually pays his employees well?? He says he's cracked capitalism. Pay people well, they'll work good and nice and stick with you, your products will be better and produced with more efficiency, people will like you, MORE PROFIT IN THE LONG RUN. COME ON, PEOPLE, SEE? HE'S CRACKED CAPITALISM

His favorite part of business is the space program. He wanna go to space. He wants to see the stars from up there. And who knows, maybe meet aliens! (Pretends he didn't see the ones in Karmaland. No no they weren't really aliens. Trust him. He doesn't believe they were. He's never wrong)

At his office, he has a shit ton of train tracks and little functional model trains that bring things to him. He likes operating the little trains and scaring people who get into his office with the CHOO CHOOs

He actually exaggerates EVERYTHING. Expressions, intonation, his way of speaking, all in an attempt to "correct" the fact that. He actually hates speaking. A lot. It's just really uncomfortable. And he doesn't really show much on his face usually, same for his voice; he's trained himself to emote as much as possible to come off as "eccentric, but Overall 'Normal'".

He likes skirts. And dresses. And high heels. He only wears the heels outside, the skirts and dresses are for indoors ONLY