#karmageddon

I open up my phone on a Monday morning

Staring at my screen

I'm tired and a little lonely

Mr. Musk, he said some shit, the Lefts are angry

Twitter wars and Gaza, man, it's overwhelming

Maybe that's how life becomes when

People less important than a profit line

No one cares about your dreams

Just pay your tax on time

Keep scrolling

Hold me near to you now

Gender, guns, religion and abortion rights

You better pick a tribe and hate the other side

Keep scrolling

(But did you see Taylor live?)

Man-made virus, watch the millions die

Biggest profit of their lives

Here's inflation, that's your prize

This is Karmageddon

Turn on the news and eat their lies

Kim or Kanye? Pick a side

Cancel culture, what a vibe

This is Karmageddon

Corporations swear they never lie

Politicians bribed for life

More than war, it's genocide

This is Karmageddon

Welcome to the chaos of the times

If you go left and I go right

Pray we make it out alive

This is Karmageddon

It's fashion week, celebs lose ribs

Balenciaga, how's the kids?

Just ask Drake, he's losing beef

Kendrick killed him in his sleep

Diss tracks about beating up your queen

While women dying doesn't cause a scene

While we're fed all these distractions

Kids are killed from Israel's actions

I'ma speak my mind

Sick to death of all these crazy lies

A circus for humanity's decline

We just want a peaceful life

Give the people back their rights

And I've still got a beef

'Cause Fauci's laughing and we've been asleep

And WHO's a liar and it's running deep

Big pharma finna eat

They a devil, make them weak

Man-made virus, watch the millions die

Biggest profit of their lives

Here's inflation, that's your prize

This is Karmageddon

Turn on the news and eat their lies

Kim or Kanye? Pick a side

Cancel culture, what a vibe

This is Karmageddon

Corporations swear they never lie

Politicians bribed for life

More than war, it's genocide

This is Karmageddon

Welcome to the chaos of the times

If you go left and I go right

Pray we make it out alive

I am the second person who worked on the original iteration of Karmageddeon with Kneeby from around 2012 to 2017, Kneeby's ex boyfriend from that time. Anything bad you've heard about me is probably very exaggerated and honestly twisted to make me look like a bad person. I have grown and changed since then anyway, and any behavior in the past is not indicative of anything current about me. I may take time to answer asks or respond if something isn't urgent, as I am just a very anxious person. Please have some patience with me!

• This media will have a lot of horror themes (psychological horror, in particular). I'm not entirely sure about content like blood and gore yet or other more graphic themes, but I would like to aim for less focus on those things. I will figure it out!

Karmageddeon was Team Escapees in the past!! I thought I would be just dipping and disappearing again, but I want to take Team Escapees back, honestly. So I want to reboot it my own way. It's likely what I create is going to be closer to the original comic than Karmageddeon is, and you might even find things familiar!

So I suppose I am sticking around. I have some guidelines for interacting with me. The most important are next, and it's continued under the cut, with more info.

• If you come just to harass me or bother me about Kneeby, just be aware that I am not going to dignify your asks with an answer or response. Full stop.

• If you support Kneeby, do not interact with me. General DNI criteria apply here. If you are proship, this is not a space for you. I will block over these things.