#kanto.intro

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avery is literally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ personified abt 90-95% of the time

unless he’s grumpy

and grumpy time is mostly in the morning

his companion is houndoom and he got the hell doge orig as a lil houndour like they been through some shit together ok listen avery would Die if anything bad happened to his precious boy!!

speaking of his companion, avery’s had him for YEARS now like #truefriend

his companion [ who’s named cerberus cause i’m mythology trash yikes ] is closer to him than he’d consider most actual humans to be?? it’s horrible ik but he just never was one to have a ton of close friends

probably like two close friends/a best friend etc and that’s it bc more people = more drama, in his excuse but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t force him to befriend others even if he does it unknowingly bc BOY that happens!

“you’re ruining my rep as an unemotional mess” – avery, prob

honestly played with matches/fire more than he should’ve as a kid smh

memes memes memes

UM HE MAY BE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL BUT HE’S NOT THAT BAD ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM i promise

no biting unless you’re into that

i think it goes w/out saying he’s more of a dog person than a cat person huh

once when he was 16 he dyed a part of his hair red to be edgy…..he doesn’t like talking abt it

also pretty obvious his fave color is red

into both painting/drawing and photography tbh

was almost gonna take film studies but decided against it in like 0.5 seconds

literally wouldn’t be surprised if he’s that person who downloaded tinder/grinder for like 10 minutes and then ended up deleting the app lmfaojfhjskdj

nahh he probably still has them, he just doesn’t advertise it

hella gay

super gay

EXTRA(TM) gay

loves cats just as much as girls

plus the colors pink & purple

science nerd but really zoology so like animals / pokémon y’know

she’s a lil mischievous tbh 

definitely the bitch to put soap in fountains bc she’s childish smh

but also just trouble in general tends to go in whatever direction they are

did i mention they REALLY INTO GIRLS BC GIRLS ARE GR8 OK ALL GIRLS ARE INCLUDED

i’d say actual opposite to avery but also dark pokémon ?? i’m sensing a thEME(TM)

from unova originally and usually liked to run off to alola cause honestly LIVIN HER LIFE !!! and that was how they actually got some other pokémon on the team grl

well that & one of her dads (my bab got two dads, fight me) is from alola soo visited fam there 

fuxxed w/ team skull whenever she went to alola cause said dad from there is OOPS LOWKEY A MEMBER :-) 

probably would become a villain if given the chance

that’s her most likely to & i can’t even be mad bc same rt

best is being said villain honestly JUST to stir up trouble like BYE

“““it’s a jOKE Ok”“““

“aRaCeLi dOn’T dO tHaT!!11!!!1!” 

they fux heavy w/ cherry & choc ANYTHING

purrloin COULD evolve at any time to a liepard but nah on that #everstone life

is she a good roommate ?? nope !! does she care ?? also nope !!

literally sloppy organized aka it’s chaotic for everyone but them

Have you seen MIKA SHARPE around here with their SHINX ?? i’ve heard they’re from ALOLA and they’re majoring in PHILOSOPHY and minoring in RANGER STUDIES. i met them briefly at orientation, they seem pretty FRIENDLY but also STUBBORN. well, they must be skilled if they made it here, but we’ll see !!

late to the party, as usual. hi there! i’m sammie, i’m 23 years old and i’m i the EST tz. i’ve been rping for far to long because i’m ancient. this is my little demon, sage. she’s twenty one, and i’ll tell you guys more about her under the cut!

hassan grew up in johto on a dairy farm. there were a lot of miltank and tauros and ponyta tbh

most of his time was spent workin on said farm and listen he didn’t really have a problem with it,,,,until he turned 14 and decided he must REBEL.

his parents were super against this whole rebel phase, like any parent would be. they were like listen child’o’mine you are gonna bottle this milk drink and be happy you go a roof over your head. 

and he was like NAH ME AND BUTTERCUP ARE GONNA GO BE POKEMON TRAINERS

oh yeah he named his miltank buttercup. cause she was cute and he was young and so was she and he still likes the name tbh he’s like yeah if i could do it all over her name would still be buttercup fight me it’s a cute ass name.

anyway, because that’s a thing and all, his parents realized he was gonna do it whether they liked it or not. so they finally let him go, figuring it was better than him running away without any support. 

so hassan left the farm and went to #traveltheworld. he has a pretty significant string of badges under his belt but he never really made it to the top rings, mostly because he’s not sure he wants to. he figured if he went there and lost, it would be like training for the olympics and then slippin on the dive board. 

buttercup thinks they can win but buttercup also thinks she’s the baddest cow around so

anyway, travel he did!! he became this total “bad boy” and was wild and free and got all the tattoos and did all the drinking and partying put together a pretty badass team. but listen...that lifestyle has limits

pretty soon he was like this is...not what i thought it would be. he started to miss home. he missed his parents, and all the miltank and even that real grumpy old tauros that was always the worst. he missed the herdier and his house and he even kinda missed the work.

so...he went back home. it was a bit of a shock to his parents because they hadn’t seen him in a while and figured he wouldn’t be coming back to stay—they also weren’t expecting the tattoos and piercings but like, that’s alright they don’t care, it’s cool, hassan is back.

he decided to try to go to kanto u to major in agricultural sciences because he wants to expand the dairy farm and maybe even expand into other areas who knows!! 

but he’s minoring in training because deep down he still wants to beat the elite 4 and all variants thereof.

hassan comes off as a jerk because he’s extremely blunt and for the most part will not cater to anyone’s sensitivity. if they have a problem with him then oh well, you can’t control everyone. part of this comes from him being so jaded, and so over everything he’s tired he’s like an old man who’s seen the world and just wants to sleep. 

but he’s also a really stable guy. he’s not a good shoulder to cry on, but he’s good for advice and he’s good for secrets (he won’t tell if he agrees not to). he’s good for chill nights and hanging out. he’s really not much of a partier anymore, but he’ll go if someone asks him too

....mostly because buttercup wants to keep up her image smh 

typical conversation: no buttercup you cant have a tattoo. 

MILTANK STOMP 

go ahead and throw your fit you still can’t have a tattoo. 

Hi loves !! This is my new bby Benjamin. I had a hard time picking a gif for this post cause there are so many cute gifs of my baby Louis like damn !!  Please LIKE this post and I will try to send you an IM so we can plot !!

———╰ ° 「LOUIS TOMLINSON ] / 24 / MALE / HE/HIM」have you seen BEN MEYER around here with their SQUIRTLE ?? i’ve heard they’re from HOENN and they’re majoring in MUSIC and minoring in POKÉMON COORDINATING.. i met them briefly at orientation, they seem pretty EVEN-TEMPERED but also RECKLESS. well, they must be skilled if they made it here, but we’ll see !! // ally, 24, pst, she/her.

I am in the middle of writing his bio but here is what I have so far….

Have you seen PHOENIX GRITLEY around here with their MANAPHY ?? i’ve heard they’re from SINNOH and they’re majoring in MUSICAL THEATRE and minoring in POKEMON COORDINATING AND BREEDING. i met them briefly at orientation, they seem pretty BUBBLY but also INSECURE. well, they must be skilled if they made it here, but we’ll see !