the NITI AAYOG (planning commission)’s head. Amitabh Kant, says India is “too much of a democracy” and “strong reforms are needed”. This is what I call Nazism.

The Pfizer vaccine has proven to be dangerous to people with allergies.

TMC MP Mahua Moitra called the press “dui poishar press” (two cent worth press) when a reporter started hogging her in the House. A statement which is actually true, but has offended many in India.

Farmers have refused govt proposals, mostly because they are like fairy bargains promising you something, and then it ends up biting you in the ass and making your life hell. A farmer has also succumbed to the chilly December cold and has died. Meanwhile, BJP members are saying these protests have been funded by Pakistan and China. Also, all the opposition leaders will be meeting the President to request him to repeal these powers.

Due to lack of govt funding to JNU, PhD students have lost years worth of research and evidence to termites and seepage. People have gladly chosen to ignore this and the sorry state of education in our country.

We have 9.31 billion rupees (around 130 million US$) to build a new parliament building.

Evidence now proves that most ancient Indians were non-vegetarians, as opposed to the “Hindus are all vegetarians” theory.

And our favourite madwoman, K*ngana, has called these protests, where farmers are beat up by police (apparently this happening in the US is a very big deal, just not here) as riots. Also, she believes herself to be Goddess Durga’s chosen one and wants to build a temple to her.

My birthday arrives on 18th December which is next Friday. We will be leaving for the wedding tomorrow which has been shortened to a gathering of 250 people.