#kanayadirk

The plan is in motion, the frog is moving to strike at the frozen Dirk and Kanaya by leaping on top of them. Kanayabot and brobot quickly ran in to save both of them from the giant frog landing on the ground that caused the land to quake. Both Kanayabot and Brobot land on the trees, they start heading away from the giant frog to free Dirk and Kanaya from being paralysed further. After a good amount of space away, Brobot and Kanayabot set Kanaya and Dirk down facing away from the giant frog's, Brobot sets out to fight against the giant frog, Kanayabot follows persuit.

"Hmm" Kanaya loudly thinks to herself, "What Are We Going To Do Now While They Are Away?" Dirk glances at Kanaya, "Well, we could just make out here and the frog won't suspect it, or we can come up with a plan and try to back the bots up." Dirk said in an awkward tone, Kanaya's cheek started to flush with Dirk's obvious affection towards her. "But This Isn't Time To Be Flirtatious With Each Other!" Kanaya replied, her tone sounding conspicuous. It was time to think, they aren't able to think of anything, suddenly, their bodies started to shake with slight movement, as if their bodies are being unfrozen from years of having to be encased in ice. "See? Time to start shit up, what do you say?" Dirk stabbing at the ground to help with his footing. Kanaya, falls onto her knees, the chainsaw landing on the left of her side, her body collapsing on the right, still regaining feeling. Dirk worries for Kanaya, releasing his grip onto his weapon, also falling down. They both slowly struggle, Dirk crawls his way to Kanaya's side, he grasped for her hand, his shirt may be covered in dirt and thin grass stains, he didn't care. Same goes for Kanaya, their survival together is coming off strong.

Kanaya grasped Dirk's hand tight, getting up and pulling him up, Dirk is pulled up with her, as they are on their knees again. Not only are they on their knees, they are holding each other up by the shoulders, staring at each other with strong confidence in their eyes. Dirk stands up to see if he can move, Kanaya slaps Dirk's hand away playfully, she tries to stand up but failed to do so, causing her to fall on her back, Dirk quickly snatches Kanaya into his arms, wrapping his arm around her waist while his other rests on the back of her head, they both froze into a beautiful romantic pose. "This is it, this is fucking it! At a bad time, this should be a good time to do it, come on Dirk, it's now or never!" Dirk thinks, both blushing at such a bad moment like this. Dirk reaches for Kanaya's lips, Kanaya's face started to glow, she puckered her lips, eyes closing, while giving Dirk a kiss. She didn't feel any kissing back, opening her eyes she is kissing his cheek while Dirk is kissing her nose.

Kanaya puts on her blank stare, Dirk looks away, "Fucking dammit, this got so awkward, shit, shit, shit, shit! Not cool man, how could you do that to a troll's nose, yeah let's all head into the house and have sloppy nose make outs, fanfuckingtastic man." He thinks to himself, helping Kanaya stand straight again, picking up his weapon without a word to say. Kanaya still glowing, picking up her chainsaw, feeling disappointed with the moment, but a faint smile goes through, it was better than it never happening.

Dirk tosses Kanaya a pair of orange sunglasses, similarly shaped like his, "wear it, I forgot to mention that I have these, to look badass and all." Dirk said, scratching the back of his neck. "How Did You Make Another One?" Kanaya asked, confused but wears the badass shades. "I made it while making Kanayabot, I was hoping she'd wear it to be badass, but you would look far better with it." Dirk said, turning to face her and gives a thumbs up. Kanaya paused to recognize the gesture, she holds her thumbs up and pressed her fist against his, a thumbs up fist bump. Rustling started to get close, Kanaya and Dirk can hear the frog coming closer, Dirk quickly changed his shades to another orange pair that he gave to Kanaya, hoping it'd come in handy.

Kanayabot flies out into the air with the left arm missing, she crashes down into the ground, Brobot still swinging his fists at the frog, it seems unaffected by the punches, the frog swings its long tongue at Brobot, wrapping its sticky tongue around Brobot and swings him away from itself, Brobot being sent off flying into the air and crashes farther away from the party. Kanayabot stands up, feeling weak, still having enough energy to fight. Dirk presses a button on the side of his shades, detecting the target on sight. Kanaya is confused but presses the same button, her shades started to pinpoint at the frog, she holds her chainsaw up, Dirk, Kanaya, and Kanayabot charge into battle.

Who will come out in victory?

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There they were, Dirk and Kanaya frozen out of nowhere while engaging in an upcoming battle against a giant frog, "There's got to be a way for us to move..." Dirk quickly thinking to himself, he just realized that Kanayabot hasn't done anything, he may as well try to activate her for help. Kanaya stares at Dirk for an idea, meanwhile she tries to recall what happened earlier, that's right, Dirk put his finger on her lips before the giant frog came. "Listen here you little shit, now is not the time to be thinking about this." An unfamiliar voice pops into Kanaya's thoughts, Kanaya's eyes darts around to see who is speaking to her, there's no one here but her and Dirk...and a giant frog. She suddenly closes her eyes, a grown man in a frog costume appears in her thoughts, "Whoa, shit. Where the hell am I?" The orange-skinned man said. "You Are In My Thoughts..." Kanaya said, confused to see him.

  "Oh, that explains it, this frog suit is really uncomfortable until I ended up inside the giant frog, talk about irony." Said the orange-skinned man, scratching his back. "Listen here, if you see that giant frog, don't look at it for a minute, if there was a pie chart around here, I can show you how to defeat the damn thing." As he said so, a piece of pie lands in front of Kanaya. "Harhar, not funny, I can come up with a better prank than that." The orange-skinned man said in a sarcastic tone of voice, picking up the slice of pie. Kanaya raises her hand in confusion, the orange man takes a bite of the pie, "Yes? What is your question?" He said while chewing.

  "How Did You Get In My Thoughts? And Who Are You?" Kanaya asked, shrugging her arms about. The orange man shrugs and finishes the slice of pie, "How the hell should I know? This is your conscious after all, you probably thought me up because you needed help. So...that being said, here I am." Kanaya started to giggle to how absurd that sounds, she opens her eyes to see what's going on, she's still paralyzed from earlier. Her eyes refrains from making contact with the giant frog.

  "Kanayabot 2.0 commence activation code: 314betadesu, authorization: WARRIOR, Direct Order: DESTROY THAT GIANT FUCKING AMPHIBIAN, Sub Order: Activate Brobot." Dirk shouted, Kanayabot 2.0 has heard the orders and carried out her mission. Kanaya started to think quick, "Don't Look At The Frog!" She shouted as Kanayabot runs towards Brobot first, she flips the switch on his back, Brobot awakens, he looks around and spots Dirk, Kanaya and a giant frog. Brobot and Kanayabot exchanged information by the exchange of eye contact. Everything is going smoothly as Dirk planned it to be...

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This is it, this is the moment she's been waiting for, Kanaya is ready to hear  Dirk's feelings that has been hidden for awhile. Kanaya stares into his eyes, covered by his shades, Dirk took a deep breath and his mind started to pulsate but keeps his calm. "Kanaya, listen." Dirk said, slowly walking over to Kanaya, it feels like a movie sequence is about to start, 

"I know this isn't what I clearly thought about when we first started to survive here together in our doomed timelines. I do feel like I've been hiding things, personal feelings as you can say." Dirk pauses, turning his head away from Kanaya. She starts to get a bit of impatient to hear it, "Go On?" Kanaya responded. Dirk placed his fingers onto her lips, "Shh, do you hear that?" Dirk whispered, trying to hear something in the forest, the noises wasn't coming from the bots that Dirk built.

The noises comes down as trees falling down, there is no one here but Dirk and Kanaya. Dirk pulls his trusty weapon, Unbreakable, out of his Sylladex, he swings the blade into his defensive stance. Kanaya readies her chainsaw, the chainsaw makes quite the elegant sounds of terror ready to be ripped upon the flesh on anyone that gets in the way of this beauty.

The trees falling started to hurtle towards their direction, Kanaya leaps up and saws an opening for Dirk to jump away, Dirk scurries backwards with his fast reflexes, a giant frog appears from the forest in which stands before them. "What is that?" Dirk exclaimed, gripping his weapon closely. Dirk looks over to the robots that he's built, if he turned them on, they will probably have a fighting chance. Kanaya lands on her feet and jumps away from the giant frog. "That Is No Ordinary Frog I Should Say..." Kanaya nervously replied, slightly shaking, is it from fear or from something else?

"Guh, I can't move...! What's going on?!" Dirk's mind questioned, his body feeling a bit stiff, unable to move. What will happen to them? The frog has not made any movement since it arrived. There is something going on behind this mysterious giant frog.

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It is unbelievable to what he did, is it a dream? Did he really build that monstrosity on some kind of purpose? Kanaya's mind is just lost in confusion, but tries to be subtle about it. "Why Did You Build An Automation To Replicate As Me?" Kanaya asked, already asking questions in confusion. Dirk's hand slowly reaches up to her robot counterpart's cheek and gave it a soft, backhanded stroke in a slow passion. "You see, I know that we're going to be here awhile, and I just thought that if we build ourselves a counterpart, we can do twice the work and never have to worry about any upcoming mishaps. We'll get shit done together as a team of badasses." Dirk smiled, his hand continuing to stroke Kanayabot's cheek. It appears that Kanaya is relieved to hear that he's ready to build his counterpart, until...

A figure in the shadow appeared behind Kanaya, its hand gently grasped onto Kanaya's shoulder, appearing behind the shadows is Dirk's counterpart, Brobot. "Hey there beautiful, care for some fresh meat in the bar grill? I brought some sauce to fit heavenly into your pretty mouth." Brobot said while wrapping his mechanic arm around Kanaya, tilting her body back in a romantic pose. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!" Brobot exclaimed. Dirk quickly rushes to Brobot and turned him off with the flip of a switch that was behind Brobot's neck. Kanaya's cheek just flushed with a bright color, Dirk blushed quite a bit, Brobot quickly lets go of Kanaya and assumes into his sleep mode. Without a word, Dirk held his hand out to Kanaya, a gesture to lift her up from the ground.

Kanaya grabbed his hand and thus she got up, dusting herself off and gave Brobot a good stare. SLAP! Kanaya's hand just whipped across Brobot's face for the rude comment he made to her earlier. He better think twice about romancing it up with a troll that he just barely met a couple minutes ago. Dirk began to slightly sweat, walking up to Kanaya, he pat Brobot and looked into Kanaya's eyes.

"Listen, I'm sorry for what my robot counterpart did. It was the way he was built, which I'm about to explain to you..." Dirk said, pausing for a dramatic moment.

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It is a quiet morning, Dirk hasn't come back from his mission to set out in gathering parts. Kanaya is getting worried that something may have happened to him, but she no longer will wait around. She equips her trusty chainsaw, it is still covered in Eridan's blood, she does not recall the last time she washed the poor thing, but there is no time to do that, Dirk is still out there and most likely in danger. She revs her chainsaw, she goes out into the forest, Kanaya's planet just radiates in beauty during the morning, the vast amount of frogs have increased overnight but that will not stop Kanaya.

After endless hours into the forest, Kanaya has ran into lots of old memories, going past her lusus' grave, giving it a small pay of respects to her lusus and goes off to her task. Still no sign of Dirk, just as she was close to giving up, she hears metal pounding, more of a clash, as if it is a clue that Dirk is behind the noises. She rushes to the direction of the noise, she comes across Dirk, building something. She feels as if she's disturbing him, but has a dreadful feeling that he's up to something. "So, you've found me." Dirk said, already knowing that she's there. Kanaya slowly walks towards Dirk and the mechanical figure that is hidden in the shadow, but the silhouette is quite familiar.

Kanaya gasped as she continues to come forward, the silhouette is revealed, her eyes can't believe what she is seeing, Dirk stands up, placing his arm around the robot's shoulder. "I introduce you, Kanayabot 2.0. A robot built to function as you." Dirk exclaimed, with a smirk on his face. Kanaya gives both the Kanayabot and Dirk a good look, her mind just can't compute with them both, only she can picture herself in Dirk's arms, only thing she can assume about this feeling is confirmation of jealousy.

Kanayabot must be terminated.

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Today is a beautiful day to wake up to the croaks of frogs, Dirk seemingly wakes up outside with the dissected frog in his hand, the one without the heart because a certain someone ate it before he lays down unconsciously. Kanaya sat next to Dirk, facing away as she is doing something behind his back, "What is with this chick? What could she be up to?" Dirk's thoughts began to run around his mind before planning to act. He gets up and grabs onto her shoulder, she turns around to look at Dirk, why, she is knitting! Dirk can see clearly, his shades were off and she is taking a glimpse of his eyes.

"Orange." Kanaya said hesitantly, it was easy to tell that she is blushing by the way her blood color rushes to her cheeks. Dirk noticed he isn't wearing his shades, Kanaya is most likely to be the first to witness the color of his eyes, as he can't recall any of his memories or any other interaction he's had with anyone, why is that? Dirk cover his eyes as he tilt his head down in confusion and frustration.  Kanaya became concerned for Dirk's health, she tapped his shoulder, "Are You Ok?" Kanaya said, gently rubbing his shoulder with a concerned look in her eyes.

Dirk gets on his knees, as he stood up and ignored her question. She could tell by his eyes that something is wrong, he didn't cover it as he got up, which means something is up. "I'll be fine, don't worry about me, but hey, what was it you were doing earlier?" Dirk asked, his emotion changed, he held his hand over to Kanaya as a gesture to help her stand up.

Kanaya stares at his gesture of kindness, she grabbed his hand as Dirk pulled her up. "I Was In The Middle Of Making A Gift For You." Kanaya said, her eyes looking away to refrain from eye contact. "A gift?" Dirk looks at Kanaya, trying to find the gift.

Kanaya hides the mysterious gift behind her back, pushing him away playfully. "Now Now, You Have To Wait For It To Be Finished!" She exclaimed, as she captchalogued the item. Dirk does not react, but shrugs his shoulders. "You do what you have to do, I'll go acquire some parts." He said, pulling out his shades and sliding them on. Dirk takes off towards the forest in search of metals and parts.

"Parts For What?" Kanaya thinks, pulling out the item out of her sylladex, it was his shades that broke. Smiling as she puts them on one last time before engaging into fiddling with it.

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It is a lovely night in a doomed session, Kanaya and Dirk Strider are stranded at the Land of Rays and Frogs, Kanaya's planet. Dirk feels slightly uncomfortable, but, he can't help but feel that something about Kanaya just makes him feel weird. What is it about her that makes him feel this way? It doesn't matter, he sucks it up as they are both outside to look at the frogs that roam the land. Kanaya is gathering the frogs, for what purpose? Dirk slowly smiles as he watches Kanaya gather the frogs.

After countless hours went by, Kanaya has gathered only few frogs that she could catch. Dirk looks at Kanaya, exhausted and drained, Dirk proceeds to pull out a dry cloth from his pocket to wipe the sweat off of Kanaya's forehead. "Are you sure you didn't need my help gathering these little guys? It seems you had a hard time catching more than you did." Dirk said, putting the drenched cloth into his pocket. Kanaya only stood there surprised at Dirk that he had cleaned her forehead with a dry cloth, however, she can't think up an answer to make up for her staring.

"Oh, I Am Quite Fine That There Is No Need For Assistance..." Kanaya paused, "Although I Did Quite Enjoy The Acquirement Of The Dry Cloth That It Has Invigorates Me To Do Other Tasks." Kanaya smiled to Dirk's hospitality. "So, the frogs... what's the purpose of gathering them?" Dirk asked while slowly unsheathing his unbreakable katana. Kanaya's eyes then took gaze at the weapon Dirk slowly pulls out, she replies, "The Frogs Are Nutritious For A Troll's Thirst..." With that in mind, Dirk looks at Kanaya with a confused face, "Does that indicate that it is good for humans as well?" Dirk asked, leaning down to pick up a frog off the ground. The frog croaks at Dirk in sign of friendship, Dirk stares at the frog through his immense anime shades. "Of Course It Is Good For Humans, The Frogs Core Is Definitely The Delicious Part To Start" Kanaya replied to Dirk's question, Dirk seemed nervous to rip open a poor creature, as he sees the frog innocent. For survival, he rips open the frog with his bear hands, "I apologize, my froggy companion, a bro has got to get a taste of its bitter-sweet core." Dirk said with a guilty tone in his voice, eating the heart of the frog. The taste is quite differential than how he imagined in his thoughts, keeping a cool head as he ate, he nodded at Kanaya as he swallowed the heart. Kanaya watched Dirk eat the frog, smiling as she has plotted something inside her mind.

There is no telling how the two will survive, but together, they will go far.

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