big squeeze ❤ (2023)

I love when we do normal-ass stuff like the party enters an inn, right. And I ask the innkeeper whether they have somewhere for me to seat myself for a meal, approximately 50kg of food I could order at a comparable price to the other the party members and whether there will be a bed I can physically sleep in. And I smile wearily as I gaze up at the DM. There is pain in his eyes too. And then there’s this little pause, just the tiniest bit of hesitation.... before he gently lets me know we're in luck, they just happened to have a lot of discounted leftovers today! And Kal sits down to eat 15 meals worth of food in 10 minutes and has a good night’s sleep in a “standard bed”. He never narrates any of it, I never describe any of it either. And don’t even get me started on the time we had to climb a ladder, or our trip to a bath house, or how Kal wears clothes that just have her ass out, or the impossible geometry of -ahem- centaur-on-human intimacy