#kaixvs

... So that was my little spam meant for my girl, cos I miss her like crazy even though it's only been a few days. I want your input on them; do you think she'll enjoy those texts?

Cherries look like butts. Peaches look like butts. But your butt > all those juicy butts tbh.

For every time you make my heart stop, I'm gonna keep you a day longer in its imprisonment.

I see the galaxy in your eyes and as you smile, time stops like it does in the movies. So tell me girl, what's your secret?

“Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?”

“My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”

“I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?”