#kaienmaru

⭒⭑⭒⭑⭒ — send me 💬 or "unsent texts" i'll share three texts my muse typed but never sent yours.

[ to the loud idiot: stop being Mr. Krabs and asking for money ]

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[ to the loud idiot: this isn't the Krusty Krab ]

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[ to the loud idiot: I don't care that we didn't parody Spongebob before. first time for every thing ]

( Fun fact from the mun; Shinsuke believes that texts are only for people who don't want to destroy the world. Refuses to text, ever. )

[ i support her ]

@kaienmaru asked:

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.” to kagura

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

This guy was kind of interesting, so Kagura didn't mind hanging around him sometimes when he'd drop by the Kabuki district. Plus, his vice captain was really cool. She liked her a lot better. Although, this Tatsuma guy wasn't bad, just kind of an idiot. He knew a lot of interesting facts though. Sometimes the young Yato stared at him dumbfounded, moreso because she didn't understand half the stuff he talked to her about.

She wasn't the brightest.

Kagura tuned out half the conversation they were having, since she was hungry. If the way she clutched her grumbling stomach was any indication. It wasn't until she heard what Tatsuma said that she'd notice the crowd, hues of blue looking back at him with a face that seemed like she just tried eating a sour lemon to show her distaste for what he tried suggesting they should do.

''Gin-chan told me to not hold someone's hand if I don't know them well, or if they're some weirdo. You know.... like you.'' She'd point at him for emphasis, huffing before turning away.

@kaienmaru said:

79﹕ sender creeps up behind receiver to scare them . (for ghost!doppo lol)

100 Nonverbal Prompts || Accepting!

He'd been following, observing in earnest interest. Apparently he wasn't as subtle about it as he thought, however, looking around in confusion upon losing track of the other. He could've sworn he was right...

"Hiiiee-!!" Doppo jumped, shrieking in terror while his ghostly form appeared to shift and flicker before fading from sight - as though glitching right out of existence. It was silent for a moment, until he reappeared by Tatsuma's side, frantic and breathless.

"Don't... do thaaat!" He wailed, despite the hypocrisy of his own habits and actions. Well, come to think of it, he had this one coming after their first encounter. Among other things...

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship.

1] They talk about their Amano comrades. Shinsuke complains but Sakamoto only says good things.

2] They complain that Gintoki hasn't paid them money in years. While Shinsuke isn't as bad as Sakamoto in wanting the money back, he still feels cheated all the same.

3] Shinsuke buys some imported guns off from Sakamoto. Not for himself but a present for Makoto. Sakamoto teases him about this to no end.

4] Shinsuke tries many times to make Sakamoto join him but the other keeps saying no and is pretty annoying about it towards Shinsuke so he can stop asking.

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship.

1] Sakamoto constantly bugs Gintoki to dye his hair the same color as him so they can do twin parodies. It doesn't work.

2] Gintoki trusts Sakamoto enough to tell him where Gintoki hides his secret stash of strawberry milk. Though people like Kagura and Shinpachi are able to find it regardless if Gintoki tells them or not. lol.

3] They talk about their respective Amanto from time to time. Clearly Gintoki complains but Sakamoto only says good things.

4] Sometimes when Gintoki is bored or skipping out on rent, he accompanies Sakamoto to a shooting range. Needless to say, they get kicked out the second panics because he sees a ghost.

@kaienmaru asked:

“you can’t solve every problem with your fists.” (to kamui. he's fully prepared to get attacked for this, he has to speak his truth lol)

prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

This caused Kamui to quirk a brow, ''Mmm, this sounds hypocritical when it's coming from a war veteran you know.'' Amusement filled his voice, not believing that for a second.

''My fists can solve everything, I have no idea what you're talking about. But I DO know my irritation will vanish the minute I punch you in your stupid face.'' The amanto cracked his knuckles as if preparing to do so within the next few seconds,

''Shinsuke told me you were one of the more irritating guys he was forced to fight alongside, so I'm sure he'd be grateful to me for beating the hell out of you. Maybe I'll finally get that fight he owes me for doing so.'' He'd laugh over the possibility.

@kaienmaru asked:

to takasugi: “Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now?”

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

". . . . ."

Shinsuke got somewhat annoyed because he wasn't sure if Tatsuma was making fun of him or not.