#kaau things

i am not saying bob the builder is hot, im just saying you have the hotness of a handyman. you're humble, down to earth, and exist with an easy confidence that takes peoples breath away. you always seem to know exactly what you are doing. you may still be stuck in your hometown, but you have quite the reputation. you do get a lot of business, after all. people around here sure tend to break things an awful lot, and they always call you, listening through the phone reciever with a light blush and bated breath, for your inevitable "I'll help you."

Everyone: No!

Being away from home, it is one of the things he misses the most, besides his family of course. He can't wait to return for the winter, to be in the snow, watching the natural light show.

Don't think of them stealing the clothes of a 7' half orc and being swamped by then.

Also Kaau: it is more honourable to die between my wife's thighs