#ka-queue-su

Hana: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Mai: I don’t have to guess what’s wrong, she comes in the room and she’s like, "My stomach hurts!" and then we can move on from there.

PBG: I don't want to be doing what I'm doing either.

Jon: I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. It probably will happen again.

Jared: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Satch: Hi, I'm very gay and I'd like a few dollars.

Paul: And I know now that I'm definitely never gonna be president. Not unless everybody gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Nick: I just listen to everything she says, because before I had a girlfriend, I never had someone who's always standing next to me who can point out obvious things that are happening.

Josh: They're like, "Does that work?" I'm like, "It didn't NOT work."

Jirard: My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."

Shane: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. I can’t have them running around.

Ian: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

Luke: You know, for years scientists have wondered: can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones's "It's Not Unusual"?

Caddy: Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place.

Jeff: By 2029, I'll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Wallid: I thank you for laughing, because no one did that day.

Jimmy: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Mimi: Because eighth graders will make fun of you, but in an accurate way.

Kakusu: You asked if I brushed my teeth, but I never specified that I did so tonight. If the court reporter reads back my remarks you will see I did not purger myself.

Creeps: I went outside as much as Powder from the movie Powder. My children are not going to be playing on grass, they will be up in their rooms playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles.

their innate powers match, too. they can each use their element in small ways (ex: paul could freeze a cup of water, nick could calm the wind within a certain radius of himself, josh could use his finger as a match). josh is the best at controlling it, while paul is the worst.

it got long, though, so under a read more it goes!!

so as soon as jared awakens to his powers his mother pushes him to become this extremely skilled, powerful magical boy, because his father's side of the family is all magical & she wants to be accepted in.

pbg’s......... is, in fact, peanut butter