REASONS WHY I LOVE THE JURASSIC WORLD LIVE TOUR, dumped here because I feel like sharing (guess why):
1. The dino props are really really really cool. Yes, the raptors and probably Jeanie are all off-scale and too big, but Rexy is deliberately in-scale, I think Trike and Stego are Close Enough.
2. The cheesiness works pretty well, especially the fourth time through. Trust me. Itâs a stage show. The voice-acting is not on-par with Camp Cretaceous and pretty much any cartoon, but it works (honestly, my biggest criticism isnât the acting itself, but the fact that Oscar and Rileyâs voices are too similar and arenât Extemely Different, the same for Reave and Doctor Bordoff).Â
3. The Kate Walker vs Reave fight is BRUTAL and very well-choreographed. But mostly brutal. Like, when you get down to it and think about it, itâs, like...really brrutal.
4. The choreography is 10/10 all around. Or at least 9/10. I watched Oscar during one of the fights, and he ducks a riot-shield swing that looks like it should strriaght-up decapitate him. I know itâs a stunt show, but itâs great.
5. This wonât be the last of it, but the woman whose hand gets ripped off by a Velociraptor and then panic-runs away into the teeth of another Velocriraptor and gets mauled to death. You might not notice it, but itâs there, and itâs brutal, aand itâs great.Â
6. How smoothly they work Bumpy into the show. I donât CARE how much it conflates with the canon, the dialogue works, and itâs believable, also, Iâm just glad to see Camp C getting the nod.Â
7. I love the Jeep. Blue stripes, Number 93, clearly Oscarâs pet project retooled as a vintage car and kept in a private garage that the kids never found...precious baby.
8. Thereâs a glowing purple Stegosaurus and a baby. It blew my mind the first time, and I love seeing it every time, itâs Pure Lore.
9. The Dino Decoder plotline--which is, really, the whole showâs plotline--is all foreshadowing for the mind-control plotline in Camp Cretaceous. The whole reason why Jurassic World existed in the first place was because a bunch of power-hungry scientists were interested in making mind-control devices and needed test subjects outside of ethical restrictions and within their own designs. This is the link between it all. And stooges like Owen Grady and Kate Walker were convinced that âohhhh this is just for EMOTIONAL connections and BEHAVIORAL studies, weâre just here to make FRIENDSâ those SAPS didnât realize that this was all intended for BRAINWASHING.
10. Jeannie and Blue have a bond because theyâre the two smartest creatures on the island. Blue watched over Jeannieâs eggs and kept them wam and safe. Possibly. Theyâre not friends but they are girlfriends, itâs complicated.
11. Itâs all about the Kid Reactions. And the kids love it.
12. The music is just...*chefâs kiss*....used perfectly throughout. Thereâs touches of The Lost World, the original majectic JP theme, some good âOwen and the Raptorsâ music, and BY GOLLY, they USE THE JURASSC WORLD MAIN THEME THAT NOTHING ELSE USES, DESPITE IT BEING ON-PAR WITH THE ORIGINAL JURASSIC PARK THEME, MICHAEL GIACCHINO GAVE US GOLD AND PEOPLE SHOVED IT ASIDE LIKE THEY WERE THUNDERCATS (NO ONE WILL GET THAT) JUST SO THEY COULD FEED ON NOSTALGIA, THEY ARE TWO VERY DISTINCT THEMES THAT CONVEY DIFFERENT EMOTIONS AND THE WORLD THEME IS FAR BETTER IN MODERN CONTEX