#jvnseons

to oliver, love fuck off, jinhwan: listen, okay– because your face isn’t half bad to look at, at all, really. & no matter how much you yell all the fucking time, well… there’s no denying you care (about jimin, among other things. hum). if you weren’t so loud all the time there’s really no denying that i could make you loud for other reasons, but you know. & i’d take you on a platter with strawberries & cream any day… so long as you wouldn’t speak a fuckin’ word the whole time.

“ well, first off i appreciate that you’re not perpetuating the ‘ crazy vegan ’ stereotype -- i’d loathe your entire existence if you were. also, i can’t quite understand your LOVE for hockey, but of the few times i’ve watched games with you, i have to say ... your reactions are more entertaining than the game itself. however, i could do without the random text messages at five in the morning, just of random pictures of funny memes. i also didn’t quite appreciate it when i woke up one morning to text from you with an EDITED photo of me turned into a meme ... i’m still plotting my revenge, i hope you’re aware. but, i guess you’re a decent human being, & your use of sarcasm pleases me. it’s nice to know there’s others out there as BITTER as i am. also, you’re really tall, i get it -- please refrain from using me as an arm rest. thank you. ”

OOC : ( first off, i love u & ur cat & i wanna hug both of u. seCOND, *cracks knuckles* let’s get down 2 business -- also, i really did just crack my knuckles so u kno. i like that of the interaction we’ve had, a lot of it’s been in cAPS. i have a tendency to talk in all caps, & sometimes it scares ppl off & makes them think im weird, & maybe u think im weird but like, at least u humour me & type in caps tOO OK. also, ur so sweet,, sicKENINGLY SWEET EVEN. like, im lucky my mom’s a dental hygienist bc she’s gonna have 2 fix the cavity ur sweetness gave me -- that’s not even made up, she IS a dental hygienist,, she even cleans our dog’s teeth. anyway, i love u v much & i’m so excited to interact more w u & just, get 2 know u as a person, & just, it’s nearly 3 am & im emo rn, im sorry. i hope ur having a wonderful day or night wherever u are 💖 )