#justhunterthings

Light in the Hallway, Pentatonix

Welcome to the fold Mordecai

Hunter of demons, spirits, things that go bump in the night, inhuman things people are afraid of (depends on verse).

Since most people that follow me write in Arcane.

He's a Zaunite (because I say so for reasons). Has spend time in another country (maybe Damacia I need to look stuff up), and has a grudge against demonic spirits and inhuman things. Doesn't really care about Silco one way or the other, but also is at least as old as Silco and 100% believes in a free Zaun however he has other concerns. I'll figure more stuff out later.

In Gotham... the man is a priest and street musician whose there to figure out if Gotham has a demon issue, or if it's just a messed up city. Doesn't go out of his way to "fight crime" or anything, but if some thug gets in his way or tries to mess with him Mordecai will step in.

“Why is the government paying you to make us fatter? That doesn’t seem to be a problem in this country. We should get rid of the farmers.”

“My mother used to give tea parties. One time this woman tottered in with this giant hunk of cheddar because the government was getting rid of this processed cheddar shit— oh sorry, I probably shouldn’t say that.”

“If you do something illegal don’t TELL ANYONE! don’t tell your best friend because they’ll tell their best friend and now you’re all doing something illegal.”

“When i turn 80, I’ll ride a three wheel motorcycle across the country. Would you do it?”

“Money. That is what makes the government go round. Not potatoes.”

“I find it hard to imagine peaceful Buddhists committing atrocities, but they did. They’re all dead now.”

“France has the prettiest mistresses.”

“I said, ‘I think I know more about how Irish gravestones work than you.’ And he said, ‘Well it’s against the law.’ And i said, ‘it’s an Irish tradition. And it’s one little cross.’ I mean, who even LIKES Europe?”

“You ever have cooties? I never had cooties but knew a third grader that had it” (on not making the federal reserve ratio and having to borrow from the Fed)

“Not that many people criticise the policy anymore, they’ve just gotten used to the heroin.” (On how defecit spending will make or break the economy)

“He wore a bow tie, it would never happen” (on the son of the Forbes president running for President)

“Obviously the payroll tax ended up putting us back in the recession. You don’t enact a payroll tax during a recession unless you really hate people.” (On the establishment of Social Security during the Great Depression)

“I love Ryanair. Ryanair singlehandedly defined airline travel and nobody knows it.” (On Ryanair and budget airlines)

“Amanda, you smoke. Are you willing to pay ten bucks a pack?” “No?” “Yeah that’s right. Okay stop smoking now. Never smoke. It’s a nasty habit.” (On the effect of price on demand)

“Communism is basically socialism with a gun.”