#justguythings

mike in the basement with headphones on, grooving hard and loudly singing papa don’t preach by madonna

True exhaustion is when you look at your mother and say: "As a guy speaking about another guy, I can tell you that we can't take hints. You have to spell it out for him. He's a recently divorced man. It you play coy his 15-years-since-having-to-flirt ass is gonna miss all the signals. You could have a neon sign hanging around your hips that says open for business and he'd think it was a fashion statement. His marriage has been failing for years. That's a long ass dry streak. If you don't come out and tell him you wanna ride his ass to pound to town on the booty bump express he'll wind up dipping his pen in someone else's ink. Spell it out slowly. With crayon if you have to. Finger paint the words 'Lets bang' on the Kama Sutra and hit him with it."