#justforhaha

Today I was trying to be more American, so I bought this flag.  When I opened it, I saw that it was made in China! Then I realized this came from the factory where my 7 year old nephew works, I was so proud!  Maybe he helped make this flag I bought today!  When I showed my American friend, he was very upset!  In America children cannot work, so how to they buy food? 

Today I am very proud.  When I came to America, my mother was worried that I could not take care of myself.  So she bought a wife to cook and clean for me.  When I told my American friends they said that she was not allowed because she had rights.  I said to them, I do not understand, she has lefts too.  I don’t know what she did wrong, but the police came and took her away, they said I was lucky that they did not put me in jail too!  This country is very strange.  So now I cook for myself, and this is the first vegan meal I made!

I don’t understand, my American friends tell me it is not ok to eat the dogs.  Then can I eat the cats?  These two look very tender.  Why is it ok to eat chicken but not dog?

Saw this at market.  Is this vegan?