#justcallmecrash

Thanks for the bike date last night @amelianeff !! It was quite an adventure, hats off to all who clips in and knows what they're doing.. because that is HARD! Rode from @jethrosbbq to @valleyjunction then to @tacohangover and back to Jethro's. 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️ #justcallmecrash #biking #optoutside #bikeiowa #summernights (at Des Moines, Iowa)

Using wax lube on the FSR, get about 20 miles per an application- less one ride. Was using Pedro's extra dry but couldn't find it when I need more so I grabbed White Lightening Clean Ride. Florida sand grinds away metal. So any suggestions for a longer than 20 miles lube? #whatlubedoyouuse #cycling #floridamtb #justcallmecrash #chainlube #sandpitriding #trailride #girlswhoride #ilovemybike #bikemaintenance

Super smelly & sweaty guy in front of me. He kept flinging sweat on to me if I got close to wheel suck. 😆 self defense? #justcallmecrash #cycling #ridelikeagirl #rideyourbike #irideforsnacks #florida #thatstinkyguy (at Skyway Youth Baseball and Softball)

Good to see a shadow and it's in front of me. I can pace with it 😁 #pink #florida #ridelikeagirl #cycling #outsideisfree #justcallmecrash #becauseican (at Courtney Campbell Causeway)

#neonordeath heading out mid day and wtf am I thinking. But it's gorgeous out! #florida #ridelikeagirl #justcallmecrash #iamspecialized (at Cypress Point Park)

Almost 55 miles, the last 10 miles I was by myself fighting the wind along the beach. I never have a tailwind home. 😵 The sun finally broke free of the clouds and it got hot fast. Just don't have it in me for another 10 miles with the wind. #iexerciseforsnacks #iamspecialized #beach #outsideisfree #staugustine #cycling #ridelikeagirl #womencycling #becauseican #justcallmecrash (at Ponte Verde Beach)

I was called a degenerate alcoholic mother 🙄😆😘 thanks for the new title when does the pay raise kick in? Love ya Bill #moscowmule #coppermug #adventureswithma #justcallmecrash #iexerciseforsnacks (at St Augustine Beach Fl)

Friends do not tag you in goofy pics, nooo fantastic girlfriends do group shares. Hahaa! Yep and I'm sharing it with you. This is one of the least offensive shared pics from the crazy weekend. #girlsquad #tagyoureit #thanksalotdianne 🤣😘 #becauseican #iexerciseforsnacks #justcallmecrash #lafamilia #neonordeath #stupidface