My brother does this thing where if I bother him, do something annoying or something he doesn't agree with, he'll come up with extreme examples to show me how I'm wrong. For example:Â
Yesterday I was hitting him for fun and he said, to make me stop, "You know when there are slugs, and you put salt on them and they're like, 'noooo I don't want thaaaat stooooop.' ? Well that is how I feel. I don't want that salt. But the little kid insists on it." lol. So I stopped. Another example: This morning I told him that I fed the cat because she was bothering me. He said, "I gave my kids crack because they were bothering me." :| Â WELL :|








