Who is this âsheâ?
â[...yeah...you get...something alright. Perry seems interested in the most...how do I put this...broken individuals with zero social skills to speak with. I guess he must have a soft spot for people he thinks can be fixed.]â
(Meanwhile, somewhere in Danville)
Ring-ring
Ring-ring
*Click*
âHello?â
âHeinz! Hi! Iâm calling you with a phone I stole!â
âUh...yes. Yes you are...Alice, how did you get my numb-?â
âANYWAYSSSSS, I just drank a WHOLE bathtub of IPA, hehehe...the floorâs all rickety~! Woo-woo-WOO-!â
âThatâs...thatâs nice...Alice, hehe...uh...I-I think you might be just a tad bit-?â
âDONâT TELL ME WHAT I AM OR AM-err...nn...n-NOT, YA EINZELLER-whoa!-(crash)â
â...hello...Alice...?â
â...I fell on the ground.â
[Mod: Yes, I AM shameless enough to add in my favoritest OC to this ask blog, thank you for saying so. đ„°]









