There's an interface at work that's just a text area that you're supposed to put RFC-8259 compliant JSON into, and being primarily a Perl developer I got tired of that right quick because I kept bungling it by putting fat arrows (`=>`) where I ought to be putting colons, or using "undef" when I should be using "null".
And so instead of practicing and getting accustomed to doing things the right way, I WROTE A PARSER AND INTERPRETER THAT ACCEPTS MY SINFUL WAYS, FURTHER ENTRENCHING MYSELF IN THESE BAD BEHAVIORS because THAT'S A NORMAL THING THAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO, RIGHT?









