Juno Sentence Starters
❝It started with a chair.❞ ❝Jeez, (name) Shut your frickin gob, okay?❞ ❝This is the most magnificent discarded (Object) I’ve ever seen.❞ ❝Your eggo is preggo.❞ ❝Silence old man/woman!❞ ❝I just drank my weight in (Drink)!❞ ❝Don’t think it’s yours just cause you marked it with your urine!❞ ❝That little pink plus sign is so unholy❞ ❝That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet ❝I’m pregnant❞ ❝Only the one in my pants ;)❞ ❝How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? ❞ ❝You love him/her?!❞ ❝Your shorts are like… especially gold today❞ ❝When I see them all running like that with their things bouncing around in their shorts I always picture them naked… even If I don’t want to. All I see is pork swords. ❞ ❝So guess what?…I’m pregnant.❞ ❝Pregnancy can often lead to an infant.❞ ❝Like (name), who incidentally is into teachers. ❞ ❝There’s nothing like experimenting. ❞ ❝You copy my work every week❞ ❝I don’t take orders. Not from you, and not from any man/woman. ❞ ❝I need an abortion. ❞ ❝This (gift) stings even worse than your abandonment❞ ❝Did you by any chance barf in my urn/(other belonging)?❞ ❝I am a kraken from the sea!!❞ ❝Your baby probably has a beating heart you know! It can feel pain… and it has fingernails!❞ ❝They make his junk smell like pie❞ ❝S/he was just babbling away about her/his boyfriends pie balls!❞ ❝I was thinking I could have this baby and then give it to someone that totally needs it!❞ ❝I’m not asking for anything... except for maybe mercy. ❞ ❝It would be friggin sweet if no one hit me❞ ❝I’m not ready to be a mom/dad.❞ ❝I think kids get bored and they have intercourse.❞ ❝Being pregnant makes me pee like sea biscuit. ❞ ❝I’m going to stop wearing underpants and raise my sperm count❞ ❝(name) You’s a dick… I love it!❞ ❝I don’t like (name) S/he smells like soup. ❞ ❝Are you jealous? I thought you didn’t care what s/he did.❞ ❝You’re mad… why are you mad?❞ ❝I doubt s/he gave you the stink eye, that’s just her/his face. ❞ ❝You’d be the meanest wife/husband ever!❞ ❝I’m a planet!!❞ ❝Dances are for nerds and squares❞ ❝Your shirt is stupid❞ ❝I need to know that it’s possible that two people can stay happy together, forever. ❞ ❝Did you put like 100 things of tic tacs in my mailbox?❞ ❝I… uh, I think I’m in love with you?❞ ❝My heart starts pounding every time I see you. ❞ ❝Can we make out now?❞ ❝Either I just peed my pants or….❞ ❝Doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people scream❞
