Masterlist

D A D  J O K E S

Like all the time

Like even more than we see him do on camera

He would prefer it if you laughed along with him

But he’s used to the glares he gets from the rest of the boys so it’s fine coming from you too

Whenever he stands near you he has his arm around your waist

Just to keep you close to him

He likes making you feel flustered

So he’d do things like wink at you from across the room

Yknow, greasy shit like that

Sometimes he’d try too hard and it would make you cringe

But he just wants you to think he’s hot

Catch him walking around the house shirtless all the time

He’s not a showoff but he knows you like to see his body

The rest of exo would probably call you mom

They would prolly come to you when Junmyeon said they couldn’t do smth

Cause you’re not like other moms, you’re a Cool Mom

He would be so protective

He knows you can handle yourself but also he will go out of his way just so that you don’t have to walk somewhere alone at night

He would lowkey stress about you if he hadn’t seen you in too long

Like he wouldn’t expect you to constantly message him because he knows thats annoying

He would probably just send you a “how’s it going?” text when he gets too worried

He just wants to make sure his bb is okay

If you got sick and you two didn’t live together yet he would stay at your house for as long as you were sick

He’d bring you soup in bed and bring you medicine and water

And he’d clean your house for you

Would love to give you back hugs

And just rest his chin on your shoulder

He would love it if you used his chest as pillow

That way he could wrap his arms around you and kiss the top of your head

Such a dorky boyfriend

Goofy smiles after stupid jokes and weird 3am dance parties

Lots of ‘I love you’s

No matter where you are he just wants to make sure you know how much he loves you