#juni im

riddle me this. explain to me why i found someone’s footlocker sock and a goddamn elastic band of a fucking DIAPER in my big mac deluxe combo meal? i use the groupon code authorized for this WACK-donald’s and i’m met with this? i oughta sue you goddamn millennials. you’ll rue this day, you’ll fucking rue this. the salt on my fries taste like you grated your toenails on it and the meat patties look like hockey pucks. forget the police, i’m calling animal control i think i contracted rabies