#jumbojunker

“Excuse me, sir! You dropped one of your metal piece!”

Ken is just running some errands...well just browsing some car parts. It was quite frustrating since this is his responsibility. Luckily his bike has a rather minor damage on his mirror and some scratches on the side. Looking over at the huge giant behind the seemingly small counter. “Hey man, I’m looking for something to fix my bike. Got any tips?” 

Travers slid his legs off the table, carefully making sure none of the dozens of papers scattered across his desk would fall off. “It’s not why I called you here but I’d like to apologize about the ‘incident’ that happened last Thursday night…by your shop.” Cody mentioned, pronouncing the word ‘incident’ as crystal clean and prolonged as possible as if he was a presenter in a HR meeting. So clean, in fact, it left a soapy taste in his mouth. “Ehh...sorry.”

“Beat it, bozo! Let me do my shopping in peace, or i’ll be the one to rend you to pieces!”

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

Blanka looked up for what seemed like a eternity before ending at a blot of a face grinning down at him. Needless to say, the green man was intimidated by the mountain of muscles that introduced himself. “Thank you…” Jimmy responded shortly, scratching at the back of his neck, unsure of half the words the stranger even said. “How’d you get so big!?”

Not a lot of things shocked Cody, but being eclipsed by another person startled him a bit. “An’ last time I saw you,”  the mayor replied looking upwards, “you we’re a tiny bit shorter. Funny how things change like that.”Cody swore Abigail was only a foot taller last time they met a few years back, but size didn’t scare him before, and it didn’t now. “And yea, guess we aren’t so different after all…”

YOU’RE TO BIG TO BE MY GRANDCHILD?????