Friday Five
1) There’s going to be an apricot in Atlanta, this weekend, and she’s all ours tomorrow night. We're going out for Ethiopian!
2) Bentley-the-Wonder-Dog had been on a pretty strict diet, thus far in his life. Since we found out about his inoperable heart defect, however, quite a bit of steak has found its way into his tummy. And some delicious soup bones, as well.
3) Sumo wrestlers live comparatively short lives but enjoy the finest foods while they’re alive. Bentley has just become an honorary Sumo wrestler in the canine division.
4) Hurricane Karen might be bearing down on NOLA, this weekend, but THREE hurricanes will be hitting New Orleans from the north, next weekend— named “Renée,” “Juliet,” and “Catherine.” They’ll be at least a category 12. DreTheCajun and I will be reporting.
5) I honestly didn’t realize how close “location front” (vajinglejangle) and “location rear” (well, you know…) were to each other, "down there," until I became an owner, myself. How could I not know this? Sure, I knew they were neighbors, but it never really struck me just how close the proximity is between said neighbors. And I’m not abnormal, in any way (I checked). I was just clueless.
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