#juicygoose

It’s a beautiful day in the garden, and you are a horrible juicygoose

How does an evolved pinata have a sour form? Nobody really knows! As far as anyone understands this specimen is the only one of it’s kind and it seems to delight in that fact. It’ll show up to your garden without fanfare to cause chaos and steal things. Food, candy, even tools it’ll happy snatch when you’re not looking to drag away to some secret hiding place. Watering it helps calm it down and feeding it candy will make it like you, making it less likely to target you for it’s mischief in the future.