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Aurachnid: Fuckin' dammit. JUDOS, can you get a signal out?

JUDOS: Affirmative.

Aurachnid: Great. Call Castle and send him my location data.

JUDOS: Calling: Murder Man [outgoing call sound]

Castle: [put upon] What?

Aurachnid: Friendly as always, man. Listen, JUDOS just sent you my location. I'm...

[long pause]

Aurachnid: I'm gonna need you to come get me. I'm in a tight spot and I don't have time to explain.

Castle: Kid I can't just-

Aurachnid: [interrupting] I gotta go. Don't be late [hangs up]

Aurachnid: JUDOS, Activate Masquerade Dead-Lock Protocols

JUDOS: Confirmation required

Aurachnid: [slurring] Confirmation... Confirmation code 668

JUDOS: Accepted. Engaging Masquerade Protocol. [pause] Activating Dead-Lock Protocol. Goodbye.

The first is the Masquerade Protocol, which will use nano-particles to de-elasticize the fabric of my mask and make it more cut resistant. It should be pretty secure.

The second is what I call the Dead-Lock Protocol. Since I've successfully integrated JUDOS, it means that someone with the right tools could hack her servers and learn way more about me than I'm comfortable with. Dead-Lock fries all the ports so they can't be plugged into anything, and heavily encrypts her software until I insert a decryption key (it's a 3.5" floppy disk, so they obsolete tech is another level of security).

[Transcript: "JavaScript Unsupervised Disk Operating System now online. All subsystems, operational. Welcome, user.]

She works, kinda!

So I've integrated JUDOS into my suit now. She doesn't do much, but she does submit anonymous tips to the police for me, and I've integrated the Vigilante Helpline(TM) into her data so I can stop carrying it around with me. It's a good start.

I'm gonna use some CDs to index the content, and then that will tell the computer which floppy has the data I've asked for.

In the mean time, have another meme :0)

It'll take a while, because of everything that's involved in making an entire computer fit inside a skin tight suit, but if I connect JUDOS to a server and link the suit computer to that server, I think I can cut down on a lot of tech. We'll see.

In the meantime, have this funny meme I made JUDOS say.

I'm getting real used to hearing this :0/