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“You’re nothing but a King’s fool. You may sling fire but a blade can be quicker.” Suri replied as she slowly drew one of weapons. Once she released her hold on the scabbard flames jumped to life at her fingertips. “Plus, you’re not the only pyromancer to roam these lands.”

  she could barely hide the razor rasp of her talons ‘gainst the grain of under armor at the gregarious laughter she’d heard from before , a reactionary gesture towards the one whom had not shown themselves as of yet , but of whom yoel had assured was , indeed , the prospective lord of hollows . within the smooth dark of the corridor flanked away from the epicenter of the shrine , yuria could only hope to wait , something within her doubtful that the champion of ash could truly be their lord of hollows .

Artorias and Ornstein and Ciaran The truth is that I have to work more in these... and an OC Silver Knight to build <3

The corpse did not move, being (finally) a corpse, but if the good jester had been listening--with his ear ill-advisedly near the pyromancer’s mouth--he might have heard something to the effect of “thank you.”

“Why are you here, Jester?”

You are an inspiration for us all, please never stop setting shit on fire!

  -- “Well, then,” Velka sighed, “Are you the jester I heard word of a few weeks ago? I said it then and I’ll say it now - I’m rather surprised Gwyn would suffer such a thing. He’s not one to allow jokes to be made in his presence. Rather hurts his reputation, you see.”   She rolled her eyes skyward, though she was clearly holding back a grin.   “How long do you think you’ll stay employed here? A week? A month? I don’t envy you the task. I heard someone once implied his sword size held correlation with the size of something else, and no one has seen them since.”

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