#jrichters

wh o cares about boobs when u have legs run run

at first glance that tweet looks like "the gatsby twerk" aka when yellow dust shoots out ya booty and a green light shines out ya anus

fRIENDS TOMORROW IS FRIDAY THIS IS JUST ONE MORE WEEK DOWN UNTIL SUMMER SUMMER IS SO CLOSE MY BUTT CAN FEEL IT COMIN SHE IS SAYIN "emilY SUMMER TIME IS ALMOST HERE" SHE IS SINGIN IN FALSETTO IT'S SHAKIN MY BUTT I AM SO EXCITED

WALKS INTO MATH CLASS TURNS INTO A HIPPO START S S SHARTING TVERYEHWRE

I wake up to george clooney's voice. I look on the tv and see a fox. That was a challenging moment in my life.

2 MORE DAYS TIL SPRING BREAK MOTHER FUCKERS MY ASS CHEEKS ARE CREATING A FRICTION THAT COULD ENERGIZE A SMALL COUNTRY

IMAGINE IF UR TOOTS SOUNDED LIKE TURMPETS

man..conditioner as shaving cream...im a new woman...