Joetrick road trip, hc's
β Patrick probably wants to leave at the asscrack dawn meanwhile Joe's barely alive and still a little high from last night.
β Passenger seat gets to play dj so the driver can be focus on the road. Theres a rule they each get three vetos - they do not follow this rule, they simply will fight over buttons.
β Neither Patrick nor Joe packing the right amount of snacks to last them until their next stop, so they have to make a detour to some backway gas station.
β Joe and Patrick both getting side tracked from their original rout because they keep seeing things they want to go look at.
β Car games, that devolve into Joe barely trying to just trying to make Patrick annoyed or laugh (probably both.)
β *Playing 20 questions* "Is it a ghost?" "no??" "is it a celebrity ghost?" "joe-"
β Joe taking as many pictures as he possibly can, a lot of them candids of Patrick that he looks at whenever Patrick's driving.
β Holding hands so they don't lose each other at their random stops.
β Joe buying so many useless little trinkets and Patrick watching him lovingly as he does it.
β Falling asleep in the car when nether of them are awake enough to drive, using each other as a pillow.
β Neither of them wanting to use that shady gas station bathroom and debating how long they can hold it.
β Inevitably getting lost because Joe "knows where he's going"
β "You missed a turn" "shut up-" "I told you we should of tried to find service and got maps running" "Patrick I swear to god-"
β lots of passenger admiring who's ever driving,
β lost of gas station stops simply cause they both feel like stretching there legs.
β Joe definitely buys them stupid hats and shirts- Patrick defiantly wears them.
β When they finally get where their going, both are excited to be able to sleep in a actual bed. They don't even unpack, they just fall into their beds and fall fully clothed on to their bed, and pass out.









