RJosh
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: J O S H
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: don’t allow these two pets. children fine but no pets. but if they had one, RJ would forget and then not give a shit unless the cat got like directly on them
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Josh at first and then RJ vindictively gets better at all the social media at stuff just to get back at him
who breaks the most phones: RJ. Josh is clumsy but he also probably has eighty layers of magic on his phone
who dies first: Josh (I think I remember us saying Cody and RJ are the last left out of RJodette)
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Josh. I can’t do that to RJ he wouldn’t have managed well in his home
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: RJ, Josh thinks he’s terrible at everything
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: RJ, though neither is really likely to kick the other out of bed
who uses the computer most: Josh
