#joscal

Thanks Gianna on Instagram for these!

Thanks so much for the ask! I 💙 Joscal!

Tagging @thatcurioussimmer to makes sure she sees this!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Forever!💙

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Faster than either of them expected. They’ve just clicked since day 1. 

How was their first kiss? - Sudden and unplanned. They hadn’t even known each other for a week, let alone went on an actual date yet. But there they were, having a great time together and it just seemed like the right thing to do. They were both surprised with themselves when it happened. They giggled afterward, then walked away holding hands.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Pascal

Who is the best man/men? - Lazlo, Vidcund, PT9 and Johnny

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Chloe, Lola, Erin and Jenny (Kristen decided she rather be the photographer than a bridesmaid)

Who did the most planning? - Jonee, but Pascal helped. He was quite busy his work schedule and raising a toddler.

Who stressed the most? - Pascal. He wanted everything to be perfect for Jonee on her special day!

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Beakers. And General Buzz! Well really the entire Grunt clan, just to be safe. But Johnny kinda invited Ripp anyway. He wasn’t able to sneak out and attend, but Johnny couldn’t just not invite him. 

This wasn’t asked but I think it’s worth mentioning - Jill was the flower girl, and Pascal’s son, Pallas, was the ring bearer.

Sex:

I’m sorry, I’m not comfortable answering this portion.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2, maybe 3.

How many children will they adopt? - They won’t adopt any from the orphanage, but Jonee will adopt Pascal’s alien children and raise them as her own. He’ll have 3 alien babies.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - It’s about equal. 

Who is the stricter parent? - Pascal, mostly when it concerns their education. He wants all of his children to be at the top of their class, just like him and his brothers.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jonee. Pascal is more likely to turn their dangerous stunts into a physics lesson.

Who remembers to pack the lunches? - Jonee. She packs one for Pascal too! It always contains a sweet little love note. 

Who is the more loved parent? - It’s totally equal! They’re both awesome parents!

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Either one, or sometimes both. They’re a busy couple so it really comes down to scheduling.

Who cried the most at graduation? - They both cried a lot, but Pascal cried a little more. They hugged and cried on each other. They were a mess, but a proud, happy mess. And yes they were just as emotional at every child’s graduation, both high school and college.

Who is more likely to bail the children out of trouble with the law? - Honestly if any of their children were ever in trouble with the law they’d probably turn to their uncles Lazlo and Vidcund to bail them out. 

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Jonee

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Pascal

Who does the grocery shopping? - They do most of the shopping together, children included.

How often do they bake desserts? - Pretty often. With that many kids they’ve gotta something sweet on hand. 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salad eaters. Lazlo does a lot of organic gardening, so they’re always stocked with fresh fruits and veggies.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Neither, only because they always do something for their anniversary, so it’s not really a surprise it’s just what they do.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Pascal.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Pascal, because he decided to try one of Vidcund’s robotic kitchen creations. Turns out he didn’t quite have all the kinks worked out.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Pascal.

Who is really against chores? - Neither, really. Jonee doesn't enjoy them, but knows they must be done. Pascal loves them.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Pascal, but only because he’s a total neat freak so cleaning is very high on his list of priorities.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jonee, only because Pascal would never sweep anything under the rug. He would vacuum the rug then move it to sweep underneath it.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither, because they both know that Pascal keeps the place spotless, so there’s no need to stress.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Pascal. He removes the cushions to vacuum the couch crevices.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jonee. Erin makes fantastic homemade bath bombs and always keeps Jonee stocked up.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Pascal. He’s more accustomed to the Strangetown desert heat. He wouldn’t want his lovely lady getting sunburned!

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Jonee likes to decorate for and celebrate Spooky Day. She just loves the supernatural aura that surrounds that time of year. Pascal enjoys creating grand electrical displays for Snowflake Day.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Um, achieved? Seriously though, they’re so sweet and loving. They rarely disagree on things, and if they do they have no problem compromising. They just work. They’re pretty much the Homer and Beulah Land of Strangetown.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Pascal. He's always operated on his own schedule.

Today was a good day.

Soo I’ve been listening to 90s songs.

This song

It’s like maybe a 70s or 80s setting in the song cause of how the beat is.

When I like imagine it was an 80s song I thought

@kaylynn-langerak 80s Themed Strangetown!

Cause Strangetown is like based on a 80s and 90s Sci Fi.

And this song is like perfect for Joscal all of a sudden

And I was listening to Music choice and all of a sudden the song I was listening too was on Music Choice! Wow!

Soo now I want to make an 80s verison of Jonee and Pascal and like them dancing to Groove is in the Heart by Deee Lite!

Ahhh! And also when I think of the 80s I think of Nintendo cause that’s when the NES came out and I may get the NES Classic Edition for Christmas! Orr idk.

Joscal Photos

Normal and Silly

Pascal: Jonee I am glad you came home... I been having trouble sleeping and my back has been hurting.

Jonee cuddles Pascal.

Jonee: Did your water broke? Are you in labor?

Pascal: No.

Jonee: it might be a sign of labor sweetie. You need to go to sleep if you can.

Pascal: alright thanks Jonee Maroni.