#jooran

notes: this isnt for a kpop group it’s just for a korean movie that deserves more recognition. watch it.

also i suggest reading it on ao3 bc tumblr formatting is.. uhh.. bad for chatfics

cha juran; tokyo stealing bitch

hong yeondeok; sad lesbian

shizuko; og shizuko

yuka; og shizuko’s gf

kihira; (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

eguchi; fuck this gay shit

sad lesbian made a groupchat!

sad lesbian changed the groupchat title to dorm 6969.

sad lesbian added tokyo stealing bitch, og shizuko, og shizuko’s gf, (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ, and fuck this gay shit.

thursday 3:04 am

sad lesbian: hey guys!

sad lesbian: how r u all?

og shizuko’s gf: fuck is this

sad lesbian: oh okay that’s how it’s gonna be

og shizuko’s gf: you didn’t answer the question

sad lesbian: WELL

sad lesbian: i thought it would be nice if we had a groupchat for our dorm

sad lesbian: but apparently my sacrifices are being mocked

og shizuko’s gf: and why did you make it at 3 am. no one is awake except for you and the insomniac.

sad lesbian: uh

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: owo what’s this?

og shizuko’s gf: jesus christ it’s a fucking gremlin

tokyo stealing bitch: kihira is your height, yuka

og shizuko’s gf: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS

tokyo stealing bitch: who else would it be

sad lesbian: what was that about us being the only ones awake

og shizuko’s gf: you know what? fuck all of u

og shizuko’s gf left the groupchat

tokyo stealing bitch: oh

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: bwye bwye!!!!!

sad lesbian: ....

sad lesbian: i feel like we should add her back

tokyo stealing bitch: ….

tokyo stealing bitch: i don’t want to tho

sad lesbian: fair

sad lesbian changed the groupchat title to dorm 6969 minus yuka

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: i thought our dorm number was 8?

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: there’s only a couple hundred dorms at this school, after all…

sad lesbian: don’t worry about it

tokyo stealing bitch: i wish i had that innocence

og shizuko: yall woke me up w all these notifs so there better be a good reason for this

sad lesbian: oh hello shizuko!!!!!!!!

sad lesbian: this is a groupchat for our dorm!!!!

sad lesbian: where we will all be COURTEOUS to each other!!!

og shizuko: is that fake shizuko bitch here

tokyo stealing bitch: i thought i was tokyo stealing bitch

tokyo stealing bitch: do i have to change my name again

og shizuko: well at least you know what the fuck you are

og shizuko: one pro among hundreds of thousands of reasons to hate you

tokyo stealing bitch: well i’ll do it if you ask nicely

sad lesbian: can’t we all just get along

og shizuko: no

tokyo stealing bitch: no

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: no

sad lesbian: but kihira you love everybody

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: but everyone agreed no????

sad lesbian: never change

tokyo stealing bitch: does eguchi even have a phone

sad lesbian: i had to ask her mom for it

tokyo stealing bitch: makes sense

og shizuko: did y’all kick out yuka or did she just leave

og shizuko: i’m leaning toward the latter, based on how this is going

sad lesbian: she left

og shizuko: and you didn’t add her back??

sad lesbian: she was corrupting the atmosphere!

sad lesbian: as are you!

og shizuko: you know you can just directly message juran instead of just making excuses to talk to her

sad lesbian: we’re dming right now

sad lesbian: about how ur ruining the atmosphere

sad lesbian: and being a little BITCH

tokyo stealing bitch: DESTROYED

og shizuko added og shizuko’s gf

og shizuko: i need an ally in these times of war

tokyo stealing bitch: no matter how many times they antagonize me their usernames are still cute af

og shizuko’s gf: i’ll stay if y’all go the fuck to sleep

sad lesbian: ok everyone shut up

sad lesbian: except for you, kihira, we all love you, we just need to keep quiet

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: :D!

tokyo stealing bitch: how is she SO GOOD

og shizuko’s gf: let me at least attempt to sleep

og shizuko: let my girlfriend fucking sleep

tokyo stealing bitch: fine. gn

sad lesbian: gn

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: gn!!

thursday 8:55 am