#jongbuttbutt

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tagging jongbuttbutt, destroyedparadise234, jezzberry, makeminelime, anyone idc

Rule One: always post the rules. Rule Two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Rule Three: tag 11 people and link them to the post. Rule Four: actually tell them you tagged them.

1. If you could live in any AU which would it be

Harry Potter universe. Please. Someone. Magic. ADFTGBHJNKML<FKDJBHGV BNmfdgbv

2. weirdest thing you have ever done in public

I don't know what ranks up there......?? I've done a lot of weird things in the past, it's just a constant thing nothing stands out anymore...

3. If you could swap lives with any famous person who would it be and why

I would swap lives with Jungkook so that he can be stuck in school and I'll make Bangtan all legal by the end of this year.

4. favourite era of your BAP bias and why

One Shot? I mean he had that traitor role e u e but 1004 is also good bc. cheonsa gateun neon.

5. If a news website releases a statement one day that a BAP member has leaked his nudes online by accident, who’s the first member to come to mind

Jongup. And it's probably someone else taking a photo of him bc doesn't he walk around half naked anyway? I mean, being airheaded he might accidentally leave the door unlocked and someone nudged it open enough to take a photo. (I thought Himchan, but then I remember he isn't too confident with his body [his face is an entirely different matter] so he wouldn't have nudes.)

6. favourite instant noodle flavour

I hate instant noodles. You can't force me to like them as a whole much less choose a favourite flavour.

7. rank BAP members according to how well you think they can kiss (SORRY SAPH UNZ STOLE YOUR QUESTION COZ IT’S A GOOD ONE.)

Yongguk - experience. We all know he has had girlfriends so.

Himchan - I would assume he has had experience...

Youngjae - idek

Daehyun - idek either

Zelo - shy, inexperienced but he'll learn quickly.

Jongup - peCKS ARE NICE BUT I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FRENCH KISSING?????!? IDK I CAN'T IMAGINE JONGUP KISSING EXCEPT FOR AN AFFECTIONATE PECK???!?

8. dream job

Doctor juseyo

9. one variety show you’d like to see your bias group in and why

B.A.P on Running Man bc I said so.

10. If you could only bring one BAP member to a deserted island who would it be

Youngjae for fluffiness Yongguk so we can build a raft to get out of there.

11. BAP OTP and favourite OTP scenario and why

Daejae - Daehyun showing love for Youngjae and telling him that just being himself is enough :DD bc it's cute and Youngjae needs more love~<33

Rule One: always post the rules. Rule Two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Rule Three: tag 11 people and link them to the post. Rule Four: actually tell them you tagged them.

CRIES AT YOUR QUESTIONS

1. If you could live in any AU which would it be

oh god, you mean like a fic au? It'd probably be a supernatural or sci-fi au - anything that gives me powers that I could abuse [laughs into the distance] 

2. weirdest thing you have ever done in public

Everything I've ever done with my brothers. Those guys have a thing for making a fool of themselves out in public, and I always get dragged into them OTL 

One that I particularly remember is the time we shadowed people, which was to closely follow a random stranger from behind until they noticed. That was fun lol

3. If you could swap lives with any famous person who would it be and why

YOUNGJAE BECAUSE LOOK AT THAT FACE, or Ailee, because she is absolutely gorgeous and her voice is just so uGH.

4. favourite era of your BAP bias and why

CRIES uhm I liked Daehyun in a lot of eras, but I really liked him during Rain Sound because silver blondish whatever hair and 1004. That man should not be able to wear red.

5. If a news website releases a statement one day that a BAP member has leaked his nudes online by accident, who’s the first member to come to mind

Daehyun wat

6. favourite instant noodle flavour

I don't get to eat that much instant noodle ;n;

7. rank BAP members according to how well you think they can kiss 

I'm going to throw myself off a cliff omg

Jongup - seems like the type to really...set the mood

Yongguk - poetic lips and tongue you feel me

Youngjae - he might be somewhat of a tease, but I have a feeling that boy knows what he's doing

Zelo - I'm pretty sure this kid could get really into it

Himchan - I feel like Himchan's kisses would be the same every time tbh

Daehyun - lol pretty much the same like Himchan except I think Daehyun would be very awkward during his first kiss. 

idk man

8. dream job

Possibly someone in the entertainment business. I've considered becoming an actress of writer or director or something. iDK it's a long shot so

9. one variety show you’d like to see your bias group in and why

SCREAMS JUST GIVE THEM A SHOW it'd be great if it were unscripted too, B.A.P needs to let their truest colors show

10. If you could only bring one BAP member to a deserted island who would it be

Why does it only have to be one? ;A; Youngjae probably. He seems smart enough to know what to do especially since I'll probably spend most of my time crying what

If I could bring two I'd bring Himchan too lol 

11. BAP OTP and favourite OTP scenario and why

DAEJAEEEEEEEE

Tagged by jongbuttbutt like eons ago. :3

1) If you could pick any concept for your favourite group to comeback with what would it be?

I sort of want B.A.P to have another No Mercy, Punch type of comeback where they're all cocky and confident and you can feel the charisma and idek how to explain it but OMFG. That or pirates.

I love me some pirates.

2) If you had to compare yourself to food what would it be?

Wasabi. Even in small portions it's still strong, relevant on your tongue, a side that nicely adds to the rest of your sushi or whatever you're eating, and it isn't exactly spicy...it's actually a bit hard to describe. just like describing oneself OTL excuse my lame attempts at metaphors

3) If you had a chance to change something about your past what would it be?

Probably deciding to take French class (only class preventing me from a 4.0 OTL) 

4) Favourite fanfiction au?

FUCK THIS QUESTION PHYSICALLY PAINS ME

Either highschoolau because come on or supernatural because yeah action and stuff 

5) CHRISTMAS WISHLIST TOP 3!

- 1. FANDOM MERCH TBH

- 2. A BUNNY OR A PET OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I NEED SOMETHING TO CUDDLE

- 3. Gift cards oh yiss

6) If you were a criminal what kind of crime would you be involved in?

Damn uhm either theft or organized murder. That classy murder where you slip some drugs into a wine glass yeah that type of murder im a badman

7) YOU HAVE YOUR BIAS FOR A DAY! what would you do with him/her?

sLAP HIM, SHOW HIM MY ICON, PICTURE THE MOMENT, HUG HIM, AND FORCE HIM ONTO YOUNGJAE 

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More questions:

1) If you and your bias had your own handshake, how ridiculous would it be?

2) If you could switch the roles (lead singer, main rapper, etc.) of the members in your bias group, what would each of them be?

3) If you could make up a band name, what would it be?

4) If you could have a catch phrase, what would it be?

5) What Disney Movie characters best relate to the members of your favorite group?

6) How often do you say the word "what" in a day?