#jondave

EB: or Pepsi EB: or lemonade! EB: although winter melon milktea just tastes. really good EB: ((espescially the Nestea one! I have a box at home!)

CG: DAVE.

TG: dude

CG: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS?

TG: i was just gonna ask where they where

TG: so no

CG: DAMN...

CG: IT'S EMBARRASSING HAVING TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS.

CG: I SHOULD PUT UP FUCKING BANNERS.

TG: ((mun to mun here how do you add the thing to the front of name like no pants!))

CG: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS? CALL 1800-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF"

TG: i feel ya bro you can use mine if you want?

CG: [[hold on one sec! :D]]

CG: BUT THEN YOU WONT HAVE PANTS.

CG: PLUS THEY'D PROBABLY NOT FIT ME.

TG: i could care less

TG: i were respectable underwere

CG: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY UNDERWEAR?

CG: THEY'RE CUTE!

TG: yeah but not cute like anime loli cut like more ironic cute

TG: which i can respect

CG: [[here so basically you can click where your characters handle is and add it there!! :) http://imgur.com/IL2gQQd ]]

TG: here just take them*rips off pants to reveal apple tighty whities*

TG: ((thank you))

CG: OH MY GOD.

CG: [[you're very welcome, friend!]]

TG: here ya go

TG: *hands time pants off to kk*

CG: PLEASE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.

CG: I DON'T WANT THEM.

TG: NO

TG: you will accept your gift

TG: your grand crab knitted them for you

CG: WHAT'S A GRAND CRAB

TG: Grandmacrab

CG: WHAT'S A GRANDMACRAB?

CG: I'M CONFUSED.

TG: KARKAT YOURE RUINING CHRISTMAS

CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS CHRISTMAS?

TG: GO TO YOUR ROOM

TG: AND DONT COME OUT TILL NEW YEAR

turntechGodhead [TG] is now concerdmom!ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 2 ~~

EB: come now dearest dont you think youre bing alitlle harsh?

concerdmom!ectoBiologist [EB] is now Angry Father!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: NO HE NEEDS TO LEARn

CG: ...

CG: I'LL BITE YOU.

TG: ill fuck your mom

Angry Father!turntechGodhead [TG] is now Mom!ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 2 ~~

EB: Dave!

Mom!ectoBiologist [EB] is now Angry father!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: its true and you know it

TG: YOU WHORE

CG: I'M MOVING OUT DAD!!

Angry father!turntechGodhead [TG] is now shocked mom!ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 2 ~~

EB: DAVID YOU DO THIS EVERY YEAR

EB: IM LEAVING WITH KARKAT

shocked mom!ectoBiologist [EB] is now angry father!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: GOOD RIDENCE

CG: HAHAHAHA DAD! YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALONE, YOU ASSSHOLE!

TG: *turns back time*

angry father!turntechGodhead [TG] is now turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: kk where are your pants?

TG: well where are they?

CG: I LOST THEM.

TG: oh shit dude that sucks

TG: you want mine?

CG: BUT THEN YOU WONT HAVE PANTS.

CG: PLUS THEY PROBABLY WONT FIT ME.

TG: i am fine with that + if you dont want my pants whose to say...

TG: i wont...

TG: *pulls down kks boxers*

TG: DO THAT

CG: OH MY GOD

CG: WHAT THE FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE

CG: ...*Covers genitals* NOT COOL NOT COOL

TG: or perhaps say...

turntechGodhead [TG] is now nowsuckingmajortentabludge!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: wthis

TG: OhGodITHSMOVINGARoUNDIN my THORT

CG: NOOOOOO

CG: GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

TG: *COUGH*

TG: NOOOOOOO

TG: *GOES BACK IN FOR MORE*

CG: STOOPPPP

TG: NVWER

TG: TAKE MYPATHNS

CG: I WILL TAKE YOUR PANTS IF YOU STOP THIS FUCKING NONSENSE

nowsuckingmajortentabludge!turntechGodhead [TG] is now nolongersuckingmajortentabuldge!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: okay then

TG: *gives kk his pants8

CG: *Puts on pants* FUCK YOU.

Homestuck AMV for Dirty Night clowns.

I had to spend a full day going through it due to a single corrupted file....

Then I realized it was the music, so I have to get a different recording of the song.

Chapter 4 fan fiction