EB: or Pepsi EB: or lemonade! EB: although winter melon milktea just tastes. really good EB: ((espescially the Nestea one! I have a box at home!)
EB: and i want you to guess Dave’s favorite drink. I dare you.
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EB: or Pepsi EB: or lemonade! EB: although winter melon milktea just tastes. really good EB: ((espescially the Nestea one! I have a box at home!)
EB: and i want you to guess Dave’s favorite drink. I dare you.

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THE THIRD
CG: DAVE.
TG: dude
CG: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS?
TG: i was just gonna ask where they where
TG: so no
CG: DAMN...
CG: IT'S EMBARRASSING HAVING TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS.
CG: I SHOULD PUT UP FUCKING BANNERS.
TG: ((mun to mun here how do you add the thing to the front of name like no pants!))
CG: "HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS? CALL 1800-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF"
TG: i feel ya bro you can use mine if you want?
CG: [[hold on one sec! :D]]
CG: BUT THEN YOU WONT HAVE PANTS.
CG: PLUS THEY'D PROBABLY NOT FIT ME.
TG: i could care less
TG: i were respectable underwere
CG: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY UNDERWEAR?
CG: THEY'RE CUTE!
TG: yeah but not cute like anime loli cut like more ironic cute
TG: which i can respect
CG: [[here so basically you can click where your characters handle is and add it there!! :) http://imgur.com/IL2gQQd ]]
TG: here just take them*rips off pants to reveal apple tighty whities*
TG: ((thank you))
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: [[you're very welcome, friend!]]
TG: here ya go
TG: *hands time pants off to kk*
CG: PLEASE PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.
CG: I DON'T WANT THEM.
TG: NO
TG: you will accept your gift
TG: your grand crab knitted them for you
CG: WHAT'S A GRAND CRAB
TG: Grandmacrab
CG: WHAT'S A GRANDMACRAB?
CG: I'M CONFUSED.
TG: KARKAT YOURE RUINING CHRISTMAS
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS CHRISTMAS?
TG: GO TO YOUR ROOM
TG: AND DONT COME OUT TILL NEW YEAR
turntechGodhead [TG] is now concerdmom!ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 2 ~~
EB: come now dearest dont you think youre bing alitlle harsh?
concerdmom!ectoBiologist [EB] is now Angry Father!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: NO HE NEEDS TO LEARn
CG: ...
CG: I'LL BITE YOU.
TG: ill fuck your mom
Angry Father!turntechGodhead [TG] is now Mom!ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 2 ~~
EB: Dave!
Mom!ectoBiologist [EB] is now Angry father!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: its true and you know it
TG: YOU WHORE
CG: I'M MOVING OUT DAD!!
Angry father!turntechGodhead [TG] is now shocked mom!ectoBiologist [EB]. ~~ 2 ~~
EB: DAVID YOU DO THIS EVERY YEAR
EB: IM LEAVING WITH KARKAT
shocked mom!ectoBiologist [EB] is now angry father!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: GOOD RIDENCE
CG: HAHAHAHA DAD! YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALONE, YOU ASSSHOLE!
TG: *turns back time*
angry father!turntechGodhead [TG] is now turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: kk where are your pants?
TG: well where are they?
CG: I LOST THEM.
TG: oh shit dude that sucks
TG: you want mine?
CG: BUT THEN YOU WONT HAVE PANTS.
CG: PLUS THEY PROBABLY WONT FIT ME.
TG: i am fine with that + if you dont want my pants whose to say...
TG: i wont...
TG: *pulls down kks boxers*
TG: DO THAT
CG: OH MY GOD
CG: WHAT THE FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE
CG: ...*Covers genitals* NOT COOL NOT COOL
TG: or perhaps say...
turntechGodhead [TG] is now nowsuckingmajortentabludge!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: wthis
TG: OhGodITHSMOVINGARoUNDIN my THORT
CG: NOOOOOO
CG: GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
TG: *COUGH*
TG: NOOOOOOO
TG: *GOES BACK IN FOR MORE*
CG: STOOPPPP
TG: NVWER
TG: TAKE MYPATHNS
CG: I WILL TAKE YOUR PANTS IF YOU STOP THIS FUCKING NONSENSE
nowsuckingmajortentabludge!turntechGodhead [TG] is now nolongersuckingmajortentabuldge!turntechGodhead [TG]. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: okay then
TG: *gives kk his pants8
CG: *Puts on pants* FUCK YOU.
TG: YOUR WELCOME
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Chapter 4 fan fiction
It's a bit late, but here's the fourth chapter to my JohnDave ^^ I really hope everyone's enjoying it so far!