#jonathan posting

Nowhere in Gotham ta get a good cheesestake, goddamn... (<- Jonathan)

What Jonathan thought Dracula said:

[TW&CW⚠️: killing mentioned]

I may have been exposed to a posion.

Eddies' sleeping.

Count Dracula: *collects a Jonathan and traps him in his castle and cooks him food he hasn’t eaten in hundreds of years and personally does the cleaning and upkeep so he can impress his good friend Jonathan who has helped him obtain a house in Britain so he no longer feels so alone and hated by everyone who lives near him as they all know about what he truly is*