Nowhere in Gotham ta get a good cheesestake, goddamn... (<- Jonathan)
Last place that was open blew up...



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Nowhere in Gotham ta get a good cheesestake, goddamn... (<- Jonathan)
Last place that was open blew up...

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What Jonathan thought Dracula said:
You can go anywhere, except through the doors which are locked :)
What Dracula actually said:
You can go anywhere except through the doors, which are locked >:)
[TW&CW⚠️: killing mentioned]
I'd kill fer some pecan pie right about now...
I may have been exposed to a posion.
I thought this shit didn't affect me no more.

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Eddies' sleeping.
I figured out the password to his pocket computer.
Count Dracula: *collects a Jonathan and traps him in his castle and cooks him food he hasn’t eaten in hundreds of years and personally does the cleaning and upkeep so he can impress his good friend Jonathan who has helped him obtain a house in Britain so he no longer feels so alone and hated by everyone who lives near him as they all know about what he truly is*
Me:
Wait what if Dracula did that to show off? He knew Jonathan was looking and he was like “Oh Jonathan dearesssssst! Look what I can doooooo!” *proceeds to scramble down the side of his castle in the most horrific fashion Jonathan has ever seen*