#jonathan mouse

Father sends a postcard from Russia: "Weather lovely. Absolutely no sodomy happening here at all. Love to Boots." Boots is his new name for mother. School on Monday.1 Rutty and cricket. I can't stop eating almonds.2 ----------------------------------- 1 Like many English, the Mouses hated their child and sent him away to be punished at a private school. He duly had a miserable time. In later life, Jonathan Mouse was a prominent member of the Bring Back the Birch campaign. 2 A nut.

2 I can find no evidence that Roger Mouse made this trip.

19.30. I always thought I'd be on "Watchdog" as one of the presenters. 19.37. All properties, needless to say, were redistributed in a perfectly legal manner. 19.38. Only ten pensioners were made, to use awfully emotive language, homeless. 19.39. Do these self-appointed guardians of public morals in the media and the police realise just how hard it is these days to "put an old woman out in the street"? Of course not. 20.09. Lashings of poison, but very little chalice.