#jonae

Asked someone to marry you?

Jonae instantly stammered, stumbling over his words as he shyly rubbed his neck. “Uh heh n-no. I fancied a girl enough once an-an thought ‘bout askin’ but… we uh… we broke up before I could.” He frowns slightly but shrugs. “Not meant to be I guess.”

Kissed one of your friends?

His eyes widen a little and he now worries what type of interview he got himself into. “Me first girlfriend was me friend first so… I guess that counts? But… no. Not since then.”

Danced on a table in a bar / tavern?

Jonae laughed and shook his head. “Oi no. Thank the twelve no. Had a friend dance on a bar an’ I had to git him out b’fore we got booted out but no. Not myself. Got more sense in me not to get that knackered.”

Ever told a lie?

Jonae’s ear’s droop and his posture shrinks a little. “Me best mate likes to go after more dangerous hunts… By that I be meanin’ people. Me mum have a heart attack if she knew I was pickin’ up them type of bounties… So yea… Fibbed more than I cared to. Told her we was hunting monsters when we was really after thugs and bandits.” He sighs. “That’s the extent of it though. Not make it a habit of tellin’ lies.”

Had feelings for someone you can’t have?

Jonae thought a moment before sighing and shrugging. “Aye. A crush or two. Neva done nufin though. Not that I got the confidence to talk to pretty girls. But oi, it’s also a matter of respect though eh? Not gonna act on feelin’s if the girls taken. Not right, mate.”

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Jonae shrugs and shakes his head. “Peck on the cheek or head from me dad an’ older brothers when I was little but nothin’ past that. Nufin romantic.” 

Kissed a picture?

His ears drooped and he became somber. “Aye. Kissed the picture of me dad an’ older brothers. They died during the Calamity. Miss em.” He looked up quietly.

Slept until 5pm?

“Oh ya, mate.” He nodded quickly. “More than once. Usually after bein’ on the road an’ comin home.”

Worked at a fast food chain / restaurant

Jonae shook his head. “Neva have. Looks difficult though so… Not keen on tryin’.”

Stolen something?

“Ok look, mate.” He said quickly to defend himself. “I neva stole nufin but that don’t mean Raz always stealin’ stuff. An’ I happen t’be there. Look. Raz is a shite head an’ I don’t condone nufin like that.” 

Been fired from a job?

“Eh a time or two. Cheap ranch owners not wantin’ t’pay for honest work. First time was a ranch owner not wantin’ to pay when I killed all the beetles in his farm… Long story, they was antlions. Not beetles. An’ he didn’t wanna pay more.” He frowned. “He didn’t pay me so I found another antlion an’ led it to hims ranch. An’ left it there.” He shrugged.

Done something you regret?

“Mum says I worry too much an’ think too much on the past. Lots I regret. But can’t do nufin to change it. So ya think on it an’ learn. Move on, she says.” 

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?

Jonae chuckled. “Lots. Me best friend is a riot. Think he tries to get me to spit me drink out most of the time.” He laughed.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

“Oh aye! Course I did. Promise me kitten sis I would. First time seein’ snow was amazin’.” He smiled.

Sat on a roof top?

“Literally what I do when home in Ul’dah. Somethin’ relaxin’ sittin on a roof top at night watchin’ the night play out. It’s peaceful.”

Kissed someone you shouldn’t have?

“Eh no. Only had a couple of girls… That I got that far with.” He blushed deeply. “An we was datin’ by then.”

Sang in the shower?

He thinks a moment. “I hum. That count?”

Been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on?

Jonae gives a dead pan expression and sighs in annoyance. “Ye-up. More than once. Cause me best mate is a shite head.”

Shaved your head?

His silver eyes go wide and he looks up at his hair. “Oi no! Nor would I… Like my hair.”

Made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry?

He shakes his head. “No, neva mad eme girlfriends cry. Least not that I know of…”

Shot a gun?

Jonae smile wide and patted the long barreled revolver at his side. “Aye. A time or two.” He winks.

Still loved someone you shouldn’t?

“Ugh aye. For a time still had feelin’s for me ex. Even though she broke me heart.” He paused a moment. “That what you mean, right?”

Have / had a tattoo?

“Not yet! But I want one. Maybe a wolf or somethin’. I dunno.”

Liked someone, but will never tell who?

He just stares at you for a long moment. “Theres a couple girls I… gotta crush on. But oi no. Neva tellin’ em. Pretty sure I barely exist to them.” 

Been too honest?

“I mean… aye? A time or two? But all things that need be said.” He said with a sigh.

Ruined a surprise?

“Oi, listen. When I was a kitten, ya couldn’t tell me nufin. Was terrible at keepin secrets… I’m better now.” He chuckles.

Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?

Jonae blushed deeply, “Aye… Or I think she meant it... “

Stalked someone?

He sighs with a frown. “By stalk, ya mean follow someone that had a bounty on their head? Cause done that few times with Raz… But if you mean stalked as in… creepy stalked? Then… no. No I haven’t.”

Thought about murder?

Theres a pause. “No… Neva cross me mind… Now sometimes I go wit’ me best mate to hunt people wit’ bounties. But our aim was always to capture alive but… some fought pretty hard… But neva went into these sorts of things thinkin’ that.”

How about mass murder?

There is a very long pause as he thinks the interviewer is disturbed. “No. No mate. Neva thought about it other than its a terrible thing.”

Cheated on someone?

“No.” The answer was very quick and sharp. “I value loyalty an’ the thought of bein’ with another girl while with another is deplorable, eh?”

Gotten so angry that you cried?

“When I found out me last girlfriend cheated on me, aye. I did. As I broke up with her.” He frowned.

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?

“Aye… few years ago… Raz an I got inta hot water with a bandit clan. Had t’stay away from me family til the whole thing got taken care of. Didn’t want them comin back an’ hurtin’ me family.”

Thoughts about suicide?

He very quickly shook his head. “No. No way mate.” He sighed. “Sure times get tough an it’s hard livin up to me dads foot steps but me mum and sis’ lookin to me for support. If I go then they got nufin. They mean too much for me to think that selfishly.”

Had a girlfriend / boyfriend?

He gives a dead pan look. “Feel like… this shoulda been the first thing asked… Yes… Two ex girlfriends.”

Gotten totally drunk during a holiday?

Jonae shakes his head. “Not a heavy drinker, mate. Well, no. No I’m not but last New Year Raz got me right knackered. But I don’t make a habit of it.”

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Jona could only stare at the amount of food in the dining halls. All laid out on the long wooden table. Marmot steak, braised pipira, honey muffins, grilled carp and many more he didn’t recognized. Brew pitchers also filled the table as the wealthy feasted. To say Jonae’s stomach didn’t roar with a voracious appetite was an under statement. He’d grown up poor where food was wanting. He’s never seen this amount of food. Slowly he walked to the head of the table where the payer of the bounty sat. The miqo’te ripped his gaze away from the buffet as he approached. “Tutubano.” He nodded. “Oh wonderful to see you, Johnny was it?” He said waving him closer. “Jonae’ra.”

“That’s what I said. Come come. Have you news of the bandersnatch killing my prized chocobos?” Jonae fight the scowl and smiled, pulling a bloody bandersnatch fang from his pocket wrapped in cloth. “Wooooonderful!” He snapped his fingers and a burly roegadyn woman walked to the miqo’te, looking down as him. She tossed a fist sized satchel of gil on the table, which Jonae picked up. He placed the bloody fang on the table and very quickly the lalafell flailed in disgust. “Oh no no! I didn’t actually want that ugh. Just wanted proof.” Jonae picked it up, annoyed now, tossing it to the roegadyn woman. She caught it and inspected it curiously. 

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“My fault? Nah lass. We followed you. A’int like me an’ Jonae been here b’fore!” Raz snapped back in a hushed tone at E’rallina. The fiery woman whirled around, her hair bounding in her face as fury filled her green eyes. “You assured me, guaranteed that you could get me to the ruins!” She retorted. “OI! In case have missed it, this a’int no ruins!” He fired back.

The blame shifted back and forth as Jonae walked behind. Mostly he stayed out of it. Only hushing the bicking pair when they grew too loud. He was more concerned with the Amalj’aa coming up from behind. A wrong turn into a well armed group of beast men. Something hey couldn’t easily fight their way out of. 

“Shut it both of you, aye? Ya both to blame. Stop bitchin’ like a married couple an’ focus on not gettin’ furher lost.” Jonae’s voice of reason seemed to work as both miqo’te whirled to face him in silence. Although this was mostly because both took insult to being married. “That’s an insult.” E’rallina finally spat back. “Aye, deeply insulted you’d even think I’d marry a woman.” Raz spat back.