#jomh3

Kate: Remove her, she’s dead, that’s it

Berserkers: No, they weren’t necessary at all, they were an excuse for Kate being a threat and their lore wasn’t even explored, she goes away so we don’t need this. We can maybe have Berserker assassins, human hunters who worship Odin, their strength and fury while human can be explained by using magical herbs bs, it could also affect their mind so we have to deal with one of the berserkers going berserk on his berserker friends, killing all of them so we only deal with a super powerful one

Benefactor: We are not changing the base stuff, it’s someone or something that wants all the supernatural beings dead and is paying well for it, who should it be tho? Humans, BH’s citizens are not that stupid, but considering S1 - S3B they probs aren’t happy with the supernatural beings, now, who do we know that have money and know about Supernatural beings? Danny’s parents, we get an excuse on why Danny left and we get parents who were only trying to protect their son and other normal humans from this hellhole

“But hey, so the whole season will be about the Benefactor?” You ask

the answer is no, we removed Kate, we can bring another female villain, one that would make more sense this season, Desert Wolf

Malia is back to human, DW now knows she’s alive so she comes back to BH so she can kill her daughter, which btw, she wanted to have, she only wanted to kill Malia after she discovered she’d lose her powers, so you know, we get a fucking reason on why she didn’t abort. Talia took her memories of Malia after she discovered DW didn’t want to share her powers with her daughter, and Malia too obviously

also, she drugged Malia’s mom, she didn’t just shoot the car and the police never found bullet holes, that’s so stupid istg

But who would ever help DW? Peter, it makes more sense than him helping Kate in any context, remember when he killed one of the only surviving members of his family because he wanted to murder Kate after she burned him and most of his family alive? Yeah

Peter wants Scott dead, cuz jelly bitch DW wants Malia dead, cuz power ho

Peter didn’t care about Malia anyway

also, this DW will be actually threatening, unlike the show’s, who failed to kill her daughter (3 times, 4 if you count she didn’t even want to have a baby and could’ve aborted), a skinny teenager who was standing in front of her gun (’member when Stiles did stuff? Yeah, S5A was so long ago, we had hope) and an ex-Marshal (who is also very bad at killing people she wants to kill and knows nothing bout gun safety)

Derek also doesn’t fucking evolve or whatever the shit, they never even explained that, or maybe he does and we actually know what it is and that Talia went through the same thing, instead of just “he can turn into a wolf now, he evolved, he’s stronger than when he was an Alpha!” like seriously Jeff, Jesus fucking Christ dude

Anyway, we get a Malia/Hale focused season, after the Benefactor thing at least, and it helps S5 by removing the unnecessary Desert Wolf plotline that wasn’t even as big as Dread Doctors or Beast but also had a stupid ending, I’m bitter about the last two episodes still, S5A built so much interesting looking plots and 5B just... happened, most of it felt like a crack fic tbh

Jo is going to be hella uncomfortable on the scene with the cockroaches

the plant appears to have cured Gerard and not just to be a temporary thing

them calling the Beast a shadow makes me start to believe the “Beast is Scott’s shadow” theory

Theo is still a dick, I was starting to believe in him like 2% but no, fuck off

also someone should punch him, just once? please?

Liam still haven’t said sorry, like dude, that was literally the perfect chance

Lydia did it for Malia, fucking hell the feels

Stydia and Maleo seems to be heading towards end game

When did Theo use wolfsbane on Liam? did I mishear him? if Theo did use something to mess with his head plus mega whatever full moon he can’t really be blamed for attacking Scott since he wasn’t fully aware of his actions can he?

if so he needs to fucking know it, Liam is going down the Scott McCall “everything is my fault” path and that is bad for the puppy

Theo either wanted the talons for himself or for the Docs, I’m going to guess Docs made him do because of the “I didn’t want to do this” talk but I don’t really trust his punk ass

Braeden is cool

how the fuck do werecoyotes work

Talia named Malia, she literally just replaced the “t” in her name with an “m”, what the fuck Talia

Desert Wolf is dumb af for not killing Malia when she had a chance, like jfc you had a shotgun and she was on the ground you stupid shit, do you even want your powers back

The Beast seeming distracted Malia so Desert Wolf could get away and it could have killed Deaton but it didn’t, so DW working with DD seems plausible and so does Beast being Scott’s shadow

4 punk teenagers who fought once and got their asses kicked managed to capture Deucalion, they were beaten up and all but really? The alpha of alphas got beaten by kids who were dead like a week ago?

Deucalion wants Scott dead because???? I thought he wanted the Beast’s eye as a trophy or some shit but nope

he literally sent Braeden to help Derek in S3B so what the fuck? Is it a Snape deal with “I loved your mother so I’ll save you”?

the fuck wasn’t Mason on the pack reunion u jackasses

There was Malia, kissing him. The man who made her friend crazy, the man who killed her boyfriend, the man who saved them all. She liked him and she hated herself for it.

She wanted to stab him, but she also wanted to kiss him more. Fuck, how could she even feel like this for the man who killed Stiles? But he also had killed the Beast and it.

But how could they know? How in the fucking hell would they know that the Beast would have bitten Stiles? How in the fucking hell would they be prepared to fight not only the most powerful werewolf but also their turned friend?

How would them have known that what was left of Void inside Stiles would get mixed with whatever fucking shit the bite did to him and that he would become that thing?

But she did know that Scott wouldn't be able to kill it, she did know that she had to join Theo to free Stiles. She did know that that's what he wanted.

Malia Tate was a survivor, she did what she had to do.

She wasn't sorry for freeing him of that demonic being, she was sorry for being so ok with it.

He was her boyfriend, wasn't she supposed to feel guilty? Why did she feel attracted to the person who made him get bitten in the first place?

Malia was standing next to her boyfriend's corpse, kissing the man who killed him and enjoying it.