[11/17/15, 1:50:16 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: sam voice ‘yeah i sexed that guy' [11/17/15, 1:50:20 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: ‘i sexed him real good' [11/17/15, 1:50:44 AM] elijah ford prinze.: f uc k [11/17/15, 1:51:00 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: ‘we made — we made sex’ [11/17/15, 1:51:06 AM] j wa$h: jesus CHRIST [11/17/15, 1:51:11 AM] elijah ford prinze.: I'M CR YING [11/17/15, 1:51:36 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: samantha byrd, who wears only thongs and tight ass pants [11/17/15, 1:51:49 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: master of [11/17/15, 1:51:52 AM] j wa$h: sTOP !!! [11/17/15, 1:51:53 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: the sexing [11/17/15, 1:53:13 AM] j wa$h: virgin voice The Sexing. [11/17/15, 1:53:26 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: excuse you i am like [11/17/15, 1:53:29 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: the opposite [11/17/15, 1:53:30 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: of [11/17/15, 1:53:30 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: the virgin [11/17/15, 1:53:44 AM] j wa$h: hey its ok virgins always live in horror flicks sooooo [11/17/15, 1:53:48 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: im so antivirgin [11/17/15, 1:53:52 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: its like [11/17/15, 1:53:57 AM] elijah ford prinze.: ANTIVIRIGIN [11/17/15, 1:53:58 AM] mia ( sasshole extraordinaire ) .: im not even olive oil [11/17/15, 1:54:01 AM] j wa$h: i [11/17/15, 1:54:07 AM] j wa$h: listen... [11/17/15, 1:54:09 AM] j wa$h: oh my god?
sam the Not Virgin™: a chronicle














