#joke speculation

What if the Metalocalypse Finale was a documentary-type deal where we follow Brendon on the adventures of the making of it before actually showing it. But the whole thing is like 43 minutes of Brendon napping on the couch. His dog comes in at one point and tries to nudge him awake, but to no avail. He finally wakes up, checks the clock on his phones, and then realizes. He says “Oh shi-” before the whole thing fades to black. That’s it, there’s your finale folks.

What if the Metalocalypse Finale was a series of parodies of music videos featuring the characters as the singers of the videos. EG Magnus as Drake in “Hotline Bling,” Toki as Katy Perry in “Hot and Cold,” etc

What if the Metalocalypse Finale featured the return of the Defibrillator that appeared in Bookklok.

What if the Metalocalypse finale had the Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters involved, plus 17 ridiculous cameos including Glen Danzig, Dana Carvey, and the Zombie of Elvis Presley from a different dimension.

What if the Metalocalypse finale was 90 minutes of footage of Brendon Small at his desk desperately thinking of what to write for the story, and he constantly threw away ideas. He finally gets an idea, and just before his pen hits the paper, it cuts to black. A 15 minute-long credit sequence follows with impossible credits involved such as 12 Special Effects Makeup Artists, 70 CGI animators, 4 costume designers and a team of 15 caterers. 

What if the Metalocalypse finale was a sitcom.

What if the Metalocalypse finale was a “Fanfiction theatre” special with 10-minute shorts of fanfics that Brendon found.