#jojo's

"Name a woman," you ask your boyfriend, Joseph Joestar, while he was still half asleep from a nap.

He blinks, looking around like there's a camera and this was some sort of prank. "Huh?"

"A woman. Just name a woman. Easy, right?" You tap his chest with a smile, waiting for some other reaction. But he's still as confused as a minute ago. "JoJo, wake up."

"I'm awake!" he says all of a sudden, rubbing his eyes out of instinct. "You want me to name a woman." He repeats it like it will make sense at some point.

"Yup."

"...Why?"

"Why not?" You arch your eyebrow. "You can't?"

He takes it personal. "Of course I can name a woman!"

You extend your arms, then crossing them in your chest, expecting his answer. "Go ahead, baby. I'm waiting."

He scratches the spot behind his ear, pouting a little. He's thinking hard, he knows he can't name you or his grandma. Then a bulb lights on top of his head.

"Oh! Amelia Earheart!" He claps his hands with a short laugh, overly proud of himself.

"Wha... really?" You're the one blinking fast now, frowning as you look at him waiting for the joke.

"She's a pilot!"

"I know who Amelia Earheart is, dumbass. I'm surprised you know it!" You swat his arm and he dodges it easily, wrapping his arms around you to pull you closer. "You were supposed to say me!" You whisper-shout at him, your noses are almost touching.

"Aw, you didn't tell me that! That's why I had to think about it that much, I was only thinking about you."