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Damn that is a very valid point.  Well I don’t want to get too graphic for the kids, so I’ll keep it pg-13

And if you really just want to find out all the answers, you can pretend to be a new anon, and I won’t ever know.  Maybe.  

Okay anyway, here’s new turn on #5Being alone with someone who is doing any of those things.  

5 turn onsOnly five?-When I’m lying down and someone kneels on me with each knee on either side of me-When I lie down and someone curls up on me with their head on my chest.- Being really close to someone’s face.  (There is like a 99% chance I will attempt to kiss you if I think you’d be cool with it, so I’m warning you now)- When people spontaneously get really close to me and like rest their head on my shoulder or anything like that.- Being close to someone’s face or neck.  Though some of these are turn offs with the wrong people.  Facts are facts.  

What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?This is a super hard one.  I told my parents I was going to a SAT prep course when I was really just cutting school to hang out with the chillest person ever.

 Who is your bestfriend?Um…  Hmmm…  Hard one…  Well…Just kidding.  DOLAN.My very first good friend.  I would not be who I am without her.  Turned me from ugly to hot, in two months flat.  Oh and she also cured me of my shitty personality, but ew who wants to hear about that???

Apparently I need to actually write these down somewhere, so I'm doing that now.

Okay so SOME PEOPLE are exempt from this.  For these people, they can do all of these at once and I won't give a shit.  For the rest of you, if you do these, you can GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Okay.

Do not take my food or drinks. If someone else takes my food or drinks, and then you take it from them, I will still be mad at you.  

Do not take my phone, ipod, or headphones.   If someone else takes my phone ipod or headphones, and then you take it from them, I will still be mad at you. 

God help you if you touch me when I don't want to be touched.  As always, there are exceptions.  Some people could punch me in the face and I'd still think they're great, others can hug me or poke me, and I will hate them forever.  

Don't be stupid.  NO EXCEPTIONS

Don't be boring.  If you are boring for long periods of time, I will leave you.  I am not kidding.  If I wanted to talk to a brick wall, I would.

Don't be emotionally needy.  I go from concerned to aggravated in about  ten minutes.  Yes, it is hypocritical of me to say that seeing how bad I used to be during sophomore year, but now I'm all good, so it's not so hypocritical.  Exceptions are those who repeatedly dealt with my shit back in sophomore year.  I owe you guys big time.

Don't kill the moment.  Ever.  If there is fun or excitement and you kill it, I will hold that against you.  Don't be a cockblock.  That doesn't mean don't don't cockblock me, that's means don't cockblock at all.  Do not even comment.  If you see two people getting close, leave them to their thing.  (Kate and Zach I am so sorry for what happened to you two, I tried to keep them away)  

Don't be a passive aggressive hater.  

Don't go telling your friends about what I say to you.  Use common sense to figure out what you can and cannot share.  If you lack the common sense to differentiate between what is okay to share and what is not, then your stupidity will pain me to the point where I will not be able to stand your presence.  If I tell you I deleted someone's number, you don't go telling that person that I deleted their number.  That should be fucking obvious, but apparently it isn't.  

If you ask me to answer a question, don't get mad if I answer it honestly. If you're mad at something I'm saying, chances are that it's not my fault, it's yours.  If you ask me if I think you're stupid and I say yes, then you came off as stupid every time we talked.  I'm not saying it to be a dick, it's just what I think.  

Don't get mad at me for not being able to hang out.  Sometimes things pop up that I don't want to go into great detail over.  If I say I'm going to a doctor, don't ask what for.  

Do not assume that because I like one person doing something that you can do that same thing and be liked too.  Repetition is boring and sometimes it's not the action, but the person that I like. 

Do not ever ask me about your appearance.  Don't ever ask anyone that question.  That is the worst thing you can ask anyone ever.

Do not yell/shout/scream.  I do not care how excited or angry you are.  If you cannot communicate using a normal tone, then piss off.  If everyone around you is keeping a normal tone, then you can too.  I've always seen yelling to be a sign of stupidity.  

OKAY THIS ONE HAS NO EXCEPTIONS, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE.  If you respond slowly, send short texts, or send meaningless texts, then I will go ballistic.  

Here is the absolute biggest of them.  Okay, if you have a crush on someone, that does not make you in any way entitled to them.  If you have a crush on someone, and someone else you know has a crush on someone, then either make a move or let them make theirs.  There is no "reservation" on that.  If you have a crush on someone, tell everyone you want, but don't expect anyone you tell to not go after that person just because you also like them.  Your wishful thinking should not keep two people who have a genuine chance of being together from being together.  Also, if you hold a grudge against someone for getting with your crush, then go fuck yourself.  Either you didn't make a move, and it's your own damn fault, or you got rejected, in which case you're a dick for thinking that a person other than you who makes someone happy should be hated. I once knew someone who said that two people who liked each other should not get together because she liked one of them.  No, fuck you, you should have made a move.

^This isn't a pet peeve quite so much as it is a common sense flaw in the bottom ten percent of humanity's population.

Okay, all of these (unless otherwise noted) are general pet peeves which will piss me off.  There are people who can do these and not have me care.  If you are unsure, then ask.  I will answer honestly.  

Okay so that is the current list of things that will piss me off.  If you do one of these, then just remember I have put on the record that it will piss me off, so don't be surprised.