#johnnynapalm

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The home was filled with the smell of Spring from the open windows. Light beaned through every opening behind curtains and made the area nice and warm. Almost comforting to the senses.

Johnny was in the kitchen, glancing at the clock every once in a while. 11:30 AM. Pandora has been asleep this whole time and Johnny made the mistake of waking up earlier than usual. He missed hugging Pandora in the mornings, although he’s too ashamed to admit.

He sighed to himself as he put two slices of bread in the toaster for when his lover wakes up, or when he wakes her up himself. After he pulled down the lever to the toaster left that for later, heading for their bedroom.

Johnny was still in his pyjamas, which was only a pair of swimming shorts with the UK flag. His green hair was down and was growing a little bit long. That’s very important for later.

As he stepped in, his hair hung over his eyes which blocked off a little bit of eyesight. At least he could still see his gorgeous girlfriend all snuggled up in the sheets. Johnny smiled, settling next to her and pushing her hair out of her face.

“Morning, love.” He whispered into Pandora’s ear. Pandora’s eyes squinted open as she turned over to face Johnny. “You’re up early..” she mumbled. “Yeah.. sorry about that. Knocked out a bit early last night.”

Johnny tried changing the subject. “So.. reckon we should call the band in for practice today?” He asked, wrapping his arms around his lover and pressing into her chest. Pandora look down and smiled. “No.. I think we need to do something with that hair of yours, though!”

Johnny sighed. He had therapy in the afternoon anyways. “And when are you going to get up?” He nearly pleaded. Pandora giggled. “As soon as you get off of me..! Put some clothes on while you’re at it too.” She teased.

Rolling his eyes jokingly, Johnny rolled over and off the bed, crashing onto the ground in a thud. He sat up and reached for his dresser, pulling out whatever he could find. A band shirt and black ripped jeans with paint splattered all over.

He put on a belt and then turned to Pandora. “Your turn.” He whispered with a smirk. Pandora giggled, throwing a pillow at his face. “Oh, you wouldn’t dare!” He boomed, pouncing onto the bed and forcing Pandora into a pillow fight.

They tossed and turned around the bed, hitting each other with their pillows. They laughed hysterically as Johnny was cornered to an edge of the bed, falling off as Pandora stuck him one more time with her pillow.

“Pandora-1 Johnny-0!” Pandora cheered. Finally, she stepped off the bed and skipped off, leaving Johnny sprawled on the ground. “At least she’s up..” he muttered with a smirk. He slowly got up and followed her out into the kitchen.

“The toast is for you, by the way. What do you want on it?” Johnny asked while he put Pandora’s toast on a plate. “Just some jam, thanks! Don’t get your hair in it.” She joked. Johnny grabbed the jam from the cupboard and spread a generous amount. Pandora snatched the toast and quickly inhaled it. Johnny smiled. “Someone’s hungry.”

“Oh, shush! What did you expect?!” Pandora retorted. Johnny chuckled and gazed into her eyes. Pandora leaned forward, pushing Johnny's hair out of his face and tucking it behind his ears. "How about.. I cut your hair today? We don't have much else to do, really." Johnny looked away, all flustered and red. Johnny nodded as his cheeks turned bright and red. Pandora clasped her hands together. “So it’s settled! I’ll get the bathroom set up for you.”

Johnny looked down as Pandora skipped away. “Great..”. He gets nervous and embarrassed when Pandora acts as if she’s his owner. Which is entirely true. Johnny secretly wants her to cut his hair because he can’t seem to do it on his own. He’s tried before but failed miserably. They don’t talk about that.

When she called for him he went over to be forced down into a seat with a bunch of sharp objects he’s not allowed to handle right in front of him. “Wait- Pandora-“ Johnny’s girlfriend held a finger in front of his mouth as if to shush him. “Close your eyes”

Johnny gulped, but closed his eyes. Surely she wouldn’t do anything bad to him, would she?

In Pandora’s perspective, she had the perfect early 2000’s emo boy hairstyle up on her phone and saw the opportunity right in front of her. Just a little bit of fun, then she’ll actually get her head in.

"no, no, keep your eyes closed. don't wanna hurt your eyes!” She chirped with a mischievous tone.

As Johnny squeezed his eyes shut. He knew Pandora was up to something. Pandora giggled quietly as she cuts the front of his hair to shade over one eye. Just a mild one, not the end of the world. “Open your eyes~” she whispered.

As soon a Johnny opened his eyes, he let out the most girlish, terrified, as if the house was burning down squeal anyone ever heard. He kept up with the blood curdling scream, messing with his hair and shouting “GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!”

The only thing that Johnny was fine with was that he knew that Pandora surely wouldn’t take a photo for the future years where she humiliates him with it every Christmas and every other occasion. He was wrong. She even sent it to her friend Judy with the caption “isn’t Johnny ROCKING his new do?”

After a while of laughing at how mortified Johnny was, she realised that she needed to add a filter to the photos. After scrolling through a few, she found one with super dark eyeliner. “Perfect!” And then, finally, after Pandora took millions of photos with that and sending it to everyone, even Clive, she decided that maybe it would be nice to still be able to marry Johnny.

“I’ll cut it off now,” Pandora chuckled. “Just couldn’t control myself!” Johnny looked down, bright pink with embarrassment. “It’s fine, just PLEASEEE don’t say you sent it to Axel and Lars.

Pandora forgot about those two.

She hovered over the send button again and let out a little “whoops!” as he sent the many images to Johnny’s friends. Lars and Axel replied almost immediately. It was like they were just offered something life changing they were so quick to reply.

Johnny screamed again. “NO my reputation is ruined FOREVER!!” Pandora just smile and leant into his ear. “That’s what you get for mooning me in front of my mother.”

Although Johnny was going to get humiliated with that for the next few weeks, he was glad his girlfriend was enjoying herself. It used to not be normal for her to be so joyful. And if she was happy, he was happy.

Meanwhile, she actually calmed down from her laughing fits to actually finish it, even if it took her five minutes to breathe normally again.

*the next day*

Johnny walked into Axel’s living room where everyone from Lars to Xavier Stone were just talking normally until he walked in. It was their monthly meeting where everyone got together for life updates and whatever.

Johnny wasn’t expecting anyone to bring it up, he forgot about it and just sat down with his arm wrapped around Pandora.

“Before we start, Johnny, where’s that cool hairdo you had yesterday?” Axel recalled. That sent Pandora into another hysterical laughing fit. Johnny had his green hair up in a Mohawk again. His average do.

As soon as Axel said that everyone in the room looked at him. “PANDORA…!”

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So, uhm, finally done a request 🥲 this was in the works for MONTHS because I went into a massive creative block and stuff went down.

This is my first time doing this specifically for someone and I’m SUPER nervous so please don’t be too harsh.

But anyway, I personally think this ship is just adorable! I could totally see then together, even if I ship Johnny with another character. I hope the person I made this for at least has some enjoyment out of it. I hope to do this more in the future especially when I have a little more time on my hands.