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Ashley aged up. Hims a cute little chunk. Look at this little family photo. they’re so sweet!

JH was shocked see that Darion’s hair had gone grey! He aged into an elder, but he finally got up the guts to leave his wife. Now they can be together without any worries. 

JH returned to work a few days after his date with Lilith. He wasn’t feeling himself all day. He excused himself to the bathroom and in a sudden fit of rage, destroyed the sink. When he looked in the mirror, he no longer recognized himself...

So, fast-forwarding a little...Darion passed away from old age a while ago. JH has been single for a few years and finally agreed to a blind date. He was set up with an odd girl named Lilith. She insisted on waiting until dusk to go out and enjoyed being kissed on the neck a little too much. 

When you realize your teenage daughter is taller than you...