it seems you are well versed in MB but! heres a quick description:

These two are Baptist Christian 1920's revivalist radio hosts, who happen to speak to their friends only through an antique radio. They have the ability to "transform" into other personalities, notably sportscasters and radio psychologists! They also happen to be incredibly, unknowably powerful, by the hand of mr jesus christ himself 🙏

alright, given their affiliation with Jesus, we find it to be fitting to give them firearms exclusively designed by firearms Jesus, that being john Moses browning.

Zebulon seems like he'd have a pretty standard hunting riffle. nothing fancy, quite frankly he'd use it more like a tool than a weapon, thus, we give him the Winchester 1895

this stylish little lever gun is the perfect choice for the pig farmer turned priest. it's an excellent hunting riffle especially given their whole... vibe. it's on the wall 99% of the time.

Effie on the other hand needs something spicy and fierce. she already has a affinity for shotguns, we have elected to give her the trench gun, the Winchester 1897

John Browning – Scientist of the Day

John Browning, an English optical instrument maker, died Dec. 14, 1925, at the age of about 90.