John Pine watch out theres a zombie behind you oh god oh no oh shit he’s naming Santa’s reindeer he can’t hear me shit

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John Pine watch out theres a zombie behind you oh god oh no oh shit he’s naming Santa’s reindeer he can’t hear me shit

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JOHN
You wouldn't be saying that if you were dressed like a festive legend!
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bi and trans flags, picked from john of anna and the apocalypse!
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I want to give him a hug so bad who could hate a man like him
I’ve seen people talk about the ensemble in Hollywood Ending having jerky, zombie-like choreography but have we ever discussed that John is the first of the main characters to break away from the chorus and dance with them
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